I've Decided to do Another Chapter
By DarkSilence
"Wha' the hell do you think you're doin' mate?" said the Traveller, knocking on the moonlit door. I decided to decide to open it, but Porto sidestepped infront of me, blocking my way with his fat ass (I wasn't looking...) "Private meeting, noob" Said Porto, to the Noob. The Noob frowned. "You're the noob, you can't make rules around here, this isn't your game, you aren't government, you're not making me male models, you're not making me money, you're not making me NOSE, you're not..." Noob rambles a few milliseconds. Porto placed some lit dynamite into his closed mouth. "Suck on that, noob! Never come back, noob!" Porto whispers kindly and shuts the door slowly and quietly on the noobs foot. He turns suddenley, an evil look on his face. He decides to decide to do an evil laugh then decides against it when Lub opens the door to my left. His small NOSE peers around the corner. "Sorry, was fapping."
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We set out on a passing canoe I had conjured and walked to the Forest of Distances. "Wtf glitch, it's called Distant Forest." Said Me. Lub looked infront of him. "The noobs are coming!" I turned the horse slowly and quietly and saw that noobs from all over the age of time world were sidestepping towards us. "Rebellion, noob" Said Porto. We swung our jeep towards the forest. It seems so far away from here, I pondered. I put it into first gear and we ran towards the trees. Once under the shade of the golden leaves we got off the SavageCorona and decided to decide it would be the bestest idea kill all the nooberts. I got out my ball of NOSE spell, Porto got out his deadly fireball and Lub did /cast boob. We were ready!
To never be continued...