how can you survive?

[slimabob]

Go off the screen.

rocks are behind you from a recent avalanche

[Ad Bot]

[PossesedAngel]

You throw a knife at his legs and he ducks?
What.

[hotshot87]

grab those rocks, throw them at the gun, and grab the gun and SHOOT the cigaretteot.
after that look what is inside the backpack.

[Flamecannon]

Cause he can? 

[Freeze]

I fly.

[hotshot87]

you die.

[slimabob]

grab those rocks, throw them at the gun
after that look what is inside the backpack.

that wouldn't work, the gun would just fall at his feet

in the backpack:
flashlight
mirror

[PossesedAngel]

that wouldn't work, the gun would just fall at his feet

in the backpack:
flashlight
mirror

Burn his eyes with the flashlight and mirror.

[PowerDag]

Kindly ask the sniper not to shoot. Give him something nice as a "Thank You" gift.

[slimabob]

Burn his eyes with the flashlight and mirror.

where do you focus the light? the scope or just the eye?

[Big Brother]

rape ROCK MAN.

[PossesedAngel]

where do you focus the light? the scope or just the eye?

BOTH :D
Use the sunlight aswell as the flashlight.

[slimabob]

Use the sunlight aswell as the flashlight.

ok

COngradulations! you have survived! now no one else may use this strategy

[Flamecannon]

Make one of those pen guns you've heard so much about on the internet and shoot him.

[Big Brother]

Wrap the pen in all the paper, launch it at the sniper's eyes. He will be all hurt and fall in the water to be eaten by man eating fairies, you grab the falling sniper rifle, kill the fairies, save his life and help him up. You make friends and live in an apartment together. You eventually decide to push the beds together and make sweet, sweet love. You described it as a wonderfully gay experience.

Cover yourself in the blanket and draw anime