Author Topic: Create a soldier  (Read 17994 times)


How the forget do you wear beer?


on your head, silly!
You'll need a lot of skill to balance a beer bottle on your head drunk.

I've done it several times

I've done it several times
Because you have a hardhat on your head, cheater.


You're just jealous I'm unaligned.

Lol you have two pairs of black boobs




Why do I store fire grenades in the same compartment as whisky?

It's not whiskey. It's a trick grenade that explodes when you open it