Piss on computer.
You went too the bathroom a couple minutes ago.
Invite them.
YOU TYPE THE INVITATION WHEN-
Your mom tells you its time for school and puts you in the passenger seat of the car.

forget.
When you get too school, a couple trolls block your path, taunting you and talking about how they have a better rep then you. They keep droning on and on and you just cant take it anymore and you feel like killing them.

Suddenly, for a split second a printgun appears in your hand, and then turns into a pistol. Taking the opportunity, you shoot them both in the leg and thwack them in the hand with the handle, knocking them out. You walk inside the school, still recovering from the shock. The only word that goes through your mind is

WOW