Portal

[darerd]

I've seen a lot of avatars that relate to this game in general. So I assume that there are quite a bit of people on this forum that play this epic game. Anyways, here are a few of my favorite quotes from the game:

"The enrichment center is required to inform you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
"Goodbye."
"So you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"
"Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? it's not the surprise, I've never seen it before!"
"It's probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."
"Good news. I figured out what that thing did. It was a morality core. My designers put it in me so I would stop flooding the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxens after I flooded the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxens."
"You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?"
"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."

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[Niven]

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[Jacob 123456789]

"Good news. I figured out what that thing did. It was a morality core. My designers put it in me so I would stop flooding the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxens after I flooded the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxens."

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[Marcem]

From my memory:
Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, th only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path, now I've got a surprise for you, deploying surprise in 5.. 4.. (core falls out) time out for a second, that wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by my self, because you'll be dead.
Where are you taking that thing? (After throwing the core in the incinerator) You're kidding me, did you just stuff that aperture science thing we don't know what it does in an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator? That's got the be the dumbest thing of all, all, all, all...

[darerd]

From my memory:
Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, th only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path, now I've got a surprise for you, deploying surprise in 5.. 4.. (core falls out) time out for a second, that wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by my self, because you'll be dead.
Where are you taking that thing? (After throwing the core in the incinerator) You're kidding me, did you just stuff that aperture science thing we don't know what it does in an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator? That's got the be the dumbest thing of all, all, all, all...

exactly. I just chose the funniest parts of that and put it in.