Author Topic: Scariest moment of your life  (Read 2639 times)

Did you throw your turtle at the italian plumber and yell at him for leaving his bananas on the ground while he raids your pantry for shrooms?

I pulled up some sort of plant and threw it at his head.

Ah, did he shrink and run out of the house to his red go cart?

Was it parked?

No, it was flying down the freeway and I was running behind it and it stopped and I tailgated it with my pants

Ouch, sorry, sounds like you got some major roadburn. I remember one time I was riding in the car and my dad was about to pull the car into the driveway (my house is right off of a busy street) when this group of three or so motorcycles go roaring past. One of them didn't turn fast enough and hit the corner with the back tires or something but she got airborne for a bit and had quite the roadrash from it. It was really odd when all of a sudden you hear screaching tires, a thud on the car, and see someone skid down the road.

olol
It had around 2 inches of penut butter, I took a big bite
Yeah

I know, I once was riding with my aunt, and some dumbass decides to hit their brakes out of nowhere and my aunt's car rams into the back of the ass' car. The only injuries were a bumped toe


That poor toe

When I lost the game.

Yesterday when I had a seizure


Got hit by a car 4 years ago. It hurt. :(

Coming here
*shivers*


Watching "Friends"

*shivers*

When i swallowed a piece of Lego.

I was so scared :C