DA TRUTH OFF JEPANASE!!!!

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I was thinking of something more along the lines of this:

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[Shinji]

Oh forget.

Speaking of spiders, guess what I just found in my bathroom? A brown recluse! It's dead now though.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I we get here is small, boring brown spiders. :(

[Shrum]

forget, now that you mention it, I've seen at least ten different kinds of spiders in my room for the past week. The scariest part is they all seem to be migrating towards my hidden pile of cumsocks. It's making me a little concerned.

[TheChaosCarrier]

forget, now that you mention it, I've seen at least ten different kinds of spiders in my room for the past week. The scariest part is they all seem to be migrating towards my hidden pile of cumsocks. It's making me a little concerned.

Because you're afraid that your mom/dad may find out about these "cumsocks?"
 

[Shinji]

forget, now that you mention it, I've seen at least ten different kinds of spiders in my room for the past week. The scariest part is they all seem to be migrating towards my hidden pile of cumsocks. It's making me a little concerned.

Better make sure you have no spiders in those "cumsocks"

[Shrum]

Because you're afraid that your mom/dad may find out about these "cumsocks?"
 

Mother has the nose of a god damned bloodhound and always tells me that "SOMETHING IN THIS ROOM SMELLS" every time she walks by. Luckily, she has never put together the equation of Weiner + Sock = Fap. Hell, one time I told her I threw out some "moldy" socks that were stinking up the place. She didn't even bat an eye.

[Chriz]

i've been really casual about my 'cumsocks' because I only have one, and my parents don't give a stuff.

[Shrum]

i've been really casual about my 'cumsocks' because I only have one, and my parents don't give a stuff.

I'm guessing you either don't fap often or don't mind the feel of crusty, jagged yellow misery rubbing against your fun staff.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I wonder how much money you spend each month for new packs of socks lol.

[Chriz]

I'm guessing you either don't fap often or don't mind the feel of crusty, jagged yellow misery rubbing against your fun staff.

what the forget are you talking about

I wonder how much money you spend each month for a new pack of socks lol.

i'm smart and use my old socks that don't fit.

[Shrum]

I wonder how much money you spend each month for new packs of socks lol.

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I've got an entire lifetime worth of socks. I only wear one pair at a time and I get plenty for Hanukkah. Also, I don't use one sock for one fap. Mostly I'll use it 3 or 4 times, turn it inside-out, use 3 or 4 more times, then toss it.

what the forget are you talking about

Using a single sock multiple times gets it all crusty and uncomfortable. Are you saying you wash your cumsuck along with all your other laundry? If so, that's disgusting. Even for my standards.

[Talent74]

The Marijuana Spider?

Oh God, that video was hilarious.

[Chriz]

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I've got an entire lifetime worth of socks. I only wear one pair at a time and I get plenty for Hanukkah.

Using a single sock multiple times gets it all crusty and uncomfortable. Are you saying you wash your cumsuck along with all your other laundry? If so, that's disgusting. Even for my standards.

i've only ever had to use one loving sock. I dispose of my seed by other means otherwise.

[Shrum]

i've only ever had to use one loving sock. I dispose of my seed by other means otherwise.

Okay, how many times have you used that one sock? If it's more than five, please tell me what kind of magical fairy world you bought it from.