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Oasis:
Here's a small sample from my Archive. A few quotes from every member that is in the file.

--- Quote from: Badspot ---Pics of aborted fetus holding a note that says "Blockland" or it didn't happen.

Waiter, there's a turd in my soup. I like soup but I dislike turds.
JUST EAT AROUND IT. PROBLEM SOLVED.

You installed Blockland to C:\Windows\System32?
What.
Why do people do this?  How could you possibly be the same species as me?
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--- Quote from: Rotondo ---This one I'm definitely keeping, this is too hilarious to delete.
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--- Quote from: Ephialtes ---I mean in an ideal world, this entire forum would be for Blockland discussion only. The off-topic forums exist as a communal toilet to stop people stuffting where others eat, I suppose.

No doubt there will be a similar public outcry followed by some sort of Frankenstinian mob formation when my idea of a trusted person does not correlate with yours.

BlockBot just got my ass banned from IRC for being a spambot (can't really argue with that, but she should be immune given she had ops). This is the reason why we're dumping IRC - because we constantly get screwed over by the over-protective monkeys running it.
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--- Quote from: Trader ---True story: Ephi is the arch nemesis of fun.

Back to the fun, damn it.

Lol, Ephi, you're so silly.  How do you take yourself seriously?

You may be mentally deficient, but you get good marks for politeness.

Whoa there, little buddy, it's just a hallway.  This isn't The Vortex, it's just a hallway.

It's wrong because Trader isn't into dudes.  Dudes, save yourself some heartbreak.
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--- Quote from: Wedge ---If you missed the announcement, there isn't really anything I can do. We could have carved the message into Mt. Rushmore right over Washington's face, sent a memo to every school so they could announce it over the PA system, have me personally hand deliver a stamped letter to every household, and hijacked the early warning system and broadcast the message from every single television on the entire planet and you people would have still missed it.
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--- Quote from: Ladios ---People's heads don't usually explode like that.
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--- Quote from: Bisjac ---thank you badspot for giving us this delicious summer ham.

stop speaking if your going to say stupid things.

is is how 3rd world cultures protect their family wealth of goats. by marrying within?
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--- Quote from: Packer ---I instantly ban anyone who's not doing what the server name implies, I don't have time for idiots

Can you people go die in a ditch or otherwise keep your stupidity to yourselves? You're just making the world a dumber place.
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--- Quote from: rkynick ---God forbid we do something productive in a derailed topic.

Oh yeah, Blockland can't have those because its already been done in another game, which is why we shouldn't have any of these weapons, I've seen them elsewhere. Tdm? needs to go, other games have team deathmatches. Stunt plane? Portal gun? gtfo bitches, its been done. Why does blockland have lighting? Other games have lighting, so lighting is fail for blockland, this is blockland, not some other game that has lighting. This is blockland, not tetris, we shouldn't have bricks or Zor's tetris mod. Fire? been done. any server that hosts Zor's firefighting mod is ghey. Infact, while we're on the subject, you can chat in instant messaging programs, remove the chat feature. Badspot, you need to get on this! The originality of your game is at stake!
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--- Quote from: Pandan ---You obviously didn't get the metaphor.
Is it a metaphor? Who cares.

Point is, There is no point.
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--- Quote from: Kalphiter ---Forward your pots
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--- Quote from: Truce ---Hm, I might've found out why I keep crashing. Let me do a bit more testing, and if it's what I think it is, I'll make sure to report what causes it here, then go curl up in a corner and cry...
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--- Quote from: Regulith ---Fran Sancisco!

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--- Quote from: Sirrus ---Trying to censor the internet is like attempting to mop up the Mississippi with a damp Kleenex .
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--- Quote from: Syntho ---Meh. Sometimes I book my face.
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--- Quote from: Reactor Worker ---I believe the assumption is that when you are running a LAN server you can simply use physical force to resolve any issues.
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--- Quote from: Visage ---I laughed so damn hard at that you have no idea, that was probably the single greatest piece of art ever created in the history of all universes. If god exists he wept tears of joy at this gem of humanity.

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--- Quote from: Ronin ---On cold nights with a full moon, I can still hear Jookia's shrill whine.
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--- Quote from: Hugums ---Soder it to the side of your head and see the world in HIGH DEFINITION!
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--- Quote from: A.R.C. ---Who the hell is gravy cat?
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ipodmemorizer55:

--- Quote from: Badspot ---I am now banning you for being too stupid.

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Goldfish:

--- Quote --- If you can't take the cussing, go back to roblox
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Quote from Cheesydood
Regulith:

--- Quote from: indyjones on June 24, 2010, 01:43:01 PM ---Badspot:

--- Quote ---You're pissing in a sea of piss.
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Elphie:
I think someone should make a thread with all of Badspots comments, because everything he says is funny :D
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