Name 1000 Ways To Get Kicked out of an airport.

[Kike]

16. Get on the airstrip and pee in the nearest fueling tank.

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[Oasis]

Not really relevant, but I was at the Phoenix Airport and tried getting on the forum using the free wi-fi. Lo and behold, it was IP banned.

Phoenix Airport has no god damn Starbucks at the gates. It pisses me off at 6 AM.

[Rookie]

17. Yell "Okay! Its armed!" next to the security section.

[colonial killer]

18. Piss on the ground in the bathroom
19. bring in a pistol and shove it down your pants screaming "ILL DO IT!!"
20. walk in with half your hair cut and a stray jacket and say I WANNA TICKET TO HAPPY HOURZ
21. throw a penny at the window "its even cheap to do!"
22. kick an old lady in the croch and say "I KICKED UR BALLZ"
23. find Badspot bring him into the airport and strap a bomb to him
24. jizz on the security scanner
25. kick a cops bike over and run
26. run in and say IT BLEW UP!!!
27. slap a man then say ITS OVER YOU DUESCH

[Garrus]

28. Scream while holding a black suitcase running towards a terminal "FOOOR SHIIIVA!!!"

[colonial killer]

28. Scream while holding a black suitcase running towards a terminal "FOOOR SHIIIVA!!!"

i just lol'd so hard

[DJ Shadowclaw]

29: Yell "FIRE!"
Note: this can get you arrested. Anywhere.

[Garrus]

29: Yell "FIRE!"
Note: this can get you arrested. Anywhere.

30. Take a Big mac into the terminal and scream "FOOR FAT MEN!!!" And then pretend to have a heart attack on the plane.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Unless you've done something that can get you arrested, there is nobody with the authority to "kick" you out of an airport.

[colonial killer]

31: run in and scream "FOR ALLLLAHHHHH"
32: tape the clerck at the bookstore
33: run in with a gun and through it at the cops
34: kick a random man in the balls
35: bring a nerf gun and shoot all the children that walk past
36: stare at every kid that walks by and say im not a stalker

[Skyra]

37:Explosive diarrhea on a airplane toilet and don't flush. Then do it one some one else.

[Blockoman]

38. Dress up as a creepbear and look under the doors of bathroom stalls.

[Garrus]

37:Explosive diarrhea on a airplane toilet and don't flush. Then do it one some one else.

Thats not at the airport,

[sorrel]

38: When a security guard asks you "are you carrying any weapons",say "what do you need?"

[colonial killer]

39: say "ill keel you all bishes"