Let me explain myself.
People argue a loving lot over petty stuff on this forum (macs vs pcs, music, consoles, etc.) and then people argue a loving lot over pretty important things (religion, politics) and both of these get argued about in such a non-constructive way that it's almost hilarious how some REAL trolls will post a lolololol Christians or lololololol Atheists thread, OBVIOUSLY trolling and people will STILL argue about religion even though you're really just feeding the troll.
So I says to myself, "Myself!" (I says) "Wouldn't it be hiiiiilarious if I made a thread stepping on most people's toes about any kind of opinion and some people agree with me and some people won't and they'll argue, but in such an obviously satirical manner with such hairbrained arguments (Republicans are better than socialists (democrats), PS3 has no games, macs can't right click, etc.) that people will have to see that it's just a goof and we'll all have a good laugh over gingersnaps and lemonade!"
Except most of you people got my thought process nailed down up until the "but" in the above paragraph (which was actually a huge run-on sentence, my bad). I was sitting back laughing watching my thread spiral into lulz not because I pissed everyone off and people were paying attention to me, but because I had so many people arguing about whether or not macs can right click, proving my point pretty well.
What's funnier still is that the OP comes in here (and first of all, when did I say that everything was true?) Name this guy "Serious"; It's amazing that this guy thinks that these are my opinions. I really just picked stuff that I knew would get people riled up. Does this make me a troll? I guess if you want to call it that, but I was just trying to get people to see how stupid we sound sometimes.
If you're going to critique anything I did in this situation, critique the fact that I didn't do a very good job satirizing people getting inflammatory over the smallest stuff, because so far I can count the members on one hand that understood what I was trying to do.