Life as a thief...
The thrill comes not from stealing, not the fear of the consequences of being caught, but the fear of turning around to the close up of a furious guard, screaming 'STOP' at what seems to be my max speaker volume.
It scares the ever-loving hell out of me every damn time. Not to mention wakes up my angry parents at 2:00 in the morning.
Makes it more fun to commit crimes, in a sense!