The most interesting man in the world.

[Regulith]

I can't think of anything good that hasn't already been used by Chuck Norris :(

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

so hes ambidextrous?

[Riot]

When he breathes in air, he exhales oxygen.

[Cybertails1998]

He rules Soviet Russia.

cigaretteo

[TheLegomaster]

When he lies, there is cake.

[Man 2]

Is he supposed to look like Sean Connery, or is he Sean Connery?

I'm confused...

I think he looks more like Marlon Brando in The Godfather.
Maybe just a smidgeon... except for the smile. Godfather doesn't smile.
on topic

On Halloween, he doesn't hand out candy... he hands out epiphanies.

[naturemon]

On Halloween, he doesn't have to go Trick or Treating, everyone knows it is best to just leave the candy on the porch.

Fixed lol.

[Platinum]

When he talks to someone, there is an instant increase of IQ.

[7oxus]

He has love without having love
 
possibly

[Lil D]

Is this the next hilarious trend that will replace Chuck Norris jokes or will this just be temporary?

I love Chuck Norris.

[Man 2]

He got a perfect score on his SAT by simply writing his name.
Michael Jordan has a poster of him on his wall.