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[Kiddeh]

Hair is good for the digestive system.

Oh no!  I drank liquor and stuck a lighter down my throat!  My esophagus is on fire!  Nooo!

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[BobSevenSevens]

Drink some chocolate milk.

Help, there's a guy moving really slowly through my house with a really long knife!

[Squiggles]

Kill him.

Help! My and my have gone missing!!

[Dodger]

Eat it.

Help, people are bumping my topics!

[Kapturrith]

Lock the topic.

Help! I need someboooody. Help! Not just anyboooody.

[Tremrist]

Help!

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Help!3

Help! I made a C-c-combo breaker!

[psycopathic clown]

Have a freak out and beat yourself for it.

Help, my sponge looks like Spongebob Squarepants!

[Legodude77]

rip it in half.
Help!blockheads are wondering around in my room!

[psycopathic clown]

Get the torches.

Help! An army of rabid bunnies is gnawing on my testicles!

[Menen]

Stop looking at furry research.

Help! My cat wont stop eating lasagna and sitting around!

[otto-san]

kill Garfield

Help me, guys. I my keyboard is running awq1

[Qwepir]

catch it

[Gojira]

^{[citation needed]}

My keyboard turned into a piano! ajghliehflak

[Jenxas]

thus keyboard cat.

Help Im growing hair down there what is it