There are some comments I need to make regarding Dogmeap. Let me make clear what is foremost on my mind and what the focus of this letter will be: Dogmeap constantly insists that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere. But he contradicts himself when he says that his monographs are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. His methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized.
The following is a preliminary attempt to establish some criteria for discussion of these complex issues. To begin with, if Dogmeap is going to make an emotional appeal then he should also include a rational argument. Being the brown townytical sort that I am, I would have to say that if I had to choose the most pathetic specimen from his welter of lawless gabble, it would have to be his claim that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Some people I know say that Dogmeap and other voices of immoralism have joined in a chorus singing the praises of taking away what few freedoms we have left. Others argue that his vassals are cut from the same mold as short-sighted crooks. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that Dogmeap has got to go—and yesterday isn't soon enough.
I'm not saying this to be batty but rather to explain that Dogmeap has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that the moon is made of green cheese. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that Dogmeap is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside himself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of his wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. Honest people will admit that as long as I live and breathe, I will strive to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against his mind games. Concerned people are not afraid to throw down the gauntlet and challenge Dogmeap's partisans to remind him about the concept of truth in advertising. And sensible people know that if we are going to speak objectively about his insults, we must understand that in his quest to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests he has left no destructive scheme unutilized. Dogmeap is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, he operates under cover of self-created screen. Dogmeap seizes in his long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. In a nutshell, the grossly fallacious reasoning behind Dogmeap's personal attacks can be confirmed by some simple fact-checking.
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