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FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Jul 10 10 29 50 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! (Kha knocks on the front door.) (Kha knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Kha!! KHA hi trip TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted) TRIP Ha ha, hi! TRIP Wow, it's really really great to see you. TRIP Well come on in! TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE Kha, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted) KHA hi grace GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE By the way, you look fabulous! GRACE Make yourself at home, come on in! TRIP I'm just going to go close the door. TRIP Heh heh, Kha, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Yes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound) TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE It is? KHA it is. TRIP Uh -- well, tonight is special! TRIP Kha, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... -- (interrupted) KHA yes it was ten years TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... (KHA picks up the brass bull.) TRIP Oh, that brass bull, that's a gift from my business contact in Barcelona -- -- (interrupted) (KHA puts down the brass bull.) GRACE What is that doing out here? Didn't I ask you to put that away? TRIP Uh, yeah, I will, later, after our friend leaves. GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE Well... it didn't take long for you two to... bond, or whatever... TRIP Oh, Kha, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Might like it? It's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. TRIP Um... now,, Kha, what does this picture make you think of? GRACE Think of? Ha ha. That's easy. -- (interrupted) KHA italy TRIP Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon! GRACE Oh, was that what that was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. TRIP Uh, um, so, uh, -- (interrupted) KHA why? GRACE Kha, -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, I didn't think you wanted to hear about the Italy trip tonight... (clears throat) TRIP What? No, I'm just playing around, it -- it's easy... the answer is romance. Romance. That's all. It's no big deal. Sorry. Sorry! GRACE Uhh... I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP uhh... (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Why not? TRIP Huh! GRACE (little sigh) GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Oh God, Kha, this isn't much fun for you, is it? TRIP What? GRACE Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend. TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front -- (interrupted) KHA why do you fight? GRACE Hold on... GRACE You think I'm... GRACE angry... TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha... GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha... KHA you seem both seem angery TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... TRIP What...? -- (interrupted) GRACE You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating, GRACE I -- I really enjoy it -- -- (interrupted) KHA why? TRIP See, try to understand, even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, TRIP Grace somehow finds the time to decorate and and and and redecorate -- GRACE I could never do this, but sometimes I want to start fresh and paint free form all over the walls with a big messy brush... GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP (annoyed sigh) KHA painting is good TRIP Ah, right, right, Kha, of course you like it! TRIP See Grace you have no reason to complain -- there's just nothing to complain about. GRACE (annoyed sigh) GRACE So I normally like redecorating... GRACE Kha, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work! TRIP Grace, come on, what are you talking about? -- (interrupted) KHA why? GRACE Yeah... GRACE All day at work I design ads for decorative objects, like these sculptures, GRACE and then I think, I want to design them into my apartment -- TRIP Oh yeah, yeah, everybody always says how much they love Grace's sculptures! GRACE but... now I can't take the sight of them! They're revolting! -- (interrupted) (KHA picks up a trinket 6.) (KHA puts down a trinket 6.) GRACE Uh, well, these sculptures are an eyesore, aren't they? TRIP (little impatient sigh) (KHA picks up a trinket 5.) (KHA puts down a trinket 5.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted) (KHA picks up a trinket 8.) (KHA puts down a trinket 8.) GRACE I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room... KHA why? GRACE (frustrated sigh) (KHA sits on the couch.) TRIP Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating! (KHA gets up from the couch.) GRACE No, he is just being courteous... this room is not -- TRIP Uhh, Grace, come on, people like it, you're the only one -- KHA why? GRACE You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it! TRIP You're never happy... TRIP Uhh, let's not talk about the damn decorating anymore... KHA the painting is good (KHA sits on the couch.) (KHA gets up from the couch.) GRACE Oh! huh... thanks... TRIP Kha, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight. GRACE (clears throat) TRIP No one has a problem with your decorating but you. GRACE Yeah. Anyway... (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP No doubt about it, huh. TRIP Uhh, yeah, right... GRACE Oh God, Trip, if I have to hear that thing one more time, I'm going to go insane, please! TRIP Sorry! I like it, okay?! It's just a toy. TRIP (frustrated sigh) TRIP Oh no, Kha, -- (interrupted) KHA i must go to the bathroom. TRIP Uh, well, uh -- we need drinks! GRACE Trip would try to serve you one of his high class drinks before even saying hello if he could. TRIP Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions, (KHA picks up the advice ball.) TRIP I call it Grace's Inner Soul. (The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon") TRIP It's a mixture of chardonnay, bitters and lots of ice. (KHA puts down the advice ball.) GRACE It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol. TRIP What?! So, uhh, TRIP Kha, how -- how does that sound? KHA ill have a bloody mary TRIP You -- you don't want my invention? GRACE Kha, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes? TRIP (exhale very tense) KHA ill have what grace is having. GRACE Okay, Trip, that's what he wants! TRIP No, this is not the way to celebrate our get-together... GRACE How about this, you open up one of those big three gallon jugs of red wine, like your dad did that first time we had dinner at your parents' house! TRIP What? GRACE Yeah your parents would never drink these shi-shi roostertails you try to impress people with, your parents drink the real thing, you know, those huge gallon jugs of -- (KHA picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Why Not") TRIP Are you trying to embarrass me? (KHA shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "No") GRACE What -- no, I thought it was fun, I really liked that about your parents -- TRIP Bullstuff! (KHA puts down the advice ball.) KHA why? GRACE What, what's that, what are you saying? GRACE I'm trying to embarrass you... GRACE You seem so embarrassed about yourself, about your family, for no good reason! There's no reason! KHA why do you argue? GRACE Look, you're going to really make it bad if you keep criticizing me! TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! GRACE Oh, yeah, yeah, right! (KHA uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages GRACE Alright, you know what, Kha, (KHA picks up the advice ball.) GRACE I need to ask you something. (The advice ball reads, "Who Knows") TRIP Grace -- (KHA puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Kha, yes or no... GRACE In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want? TRIP What? KHA yes. TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine... (KHA sits on the couch.) TRIP Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me! GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! (KHA gets up from the couch.) GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, go away! KHA why are you cold and distant grace GRACE I don't want to look at you! GRACE Goddammit! GRACE uhh! GRACE Kha, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster... (KHA sits on the couch.) (KHA gets up from the couch.) GRACE uhh... (KHA picks up the phone.) GRACE Look, if you want to leave, I... (KHA puts down the phone.) GRACE Oh, God... TRIP What? I can't hear a goddamn word you're saying! KHA ill go now GRACE What? What are you saying? (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA opens the front door.) TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? (KHA knocks on the front door.) GRACE I'm not talking to you! (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA knocks on the front door.) TRIP Kha, from what you said before, about saying yes... I think we've already learned something about Grace. (KHA knocks on the front door.) GRACE Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? TRIP What? TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, (KHA knocks on the front door.) (KHA closes the front door.) TRIP the truth is... you're not an artist. GRACE Uhh...! TRIP I'm sorry, you're not. GRACE Kha, uhh... (KHA picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite") (KHA puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Kha, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years. TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! KHA why? TRIP Why? TRIP Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...! GRACE (frustrated sigh) KHA is that the truth trip? TRIP Kha, what, is there something I should do? TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. GRACE Kha, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage -- TRIP Grace, don't, no, you don't need to -- GRACE Admits that our marriage is not -- TRIP Stop it, stop it! (annoyed -- (interrupted) KHA why? GRACE Why? GRACE Ah, thank you, just saying that helps me! GRACE See, this -- this is how it's been for the past ten years! (KHA picks up a martini glass 1.) TRIP Kha, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! (KHA puts down a martini glass 1.) GRACE Let's talk some more about us, our relationship. -- (interrupted) TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? KHA why? GRACE Trip... -- (interrupted) TRIP Why? TRIP Ah, thank you, just saying that helps! GRACE Trip, maybe if you didn't try to 'convince' me of things, I might want them more...?! TRIP Oh, Christ. KHA why grace? TRIP Okay, I'm sick of this bullstuff!! TRIP Kha, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! TRIP about us... TRIP about our marriage... TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? KHA yes TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP See, Kha, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Kha, come on -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... KHA both of you are my friends TRIP praising Grace... TRIP but especially what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person... TRIP that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? KHA yes TRIP Alright. (KHA picks up the advice ball.) TRIP Grace... (The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It") (KHA puts down the advice ball.) TRIP uhh... TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I. (KHA picks up the phone.) TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and... (KHA puts down the phone.) TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no. GRACE You manipulated me. TRIP Yes. GRACE And I never did anything about it. GRACE And here we are. KHA why? TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Kha, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE Trip... GRACE uhh... GRACE In college... I was in love with someone else. TRIP What?! GRACE An art major, named Vince. TRIP An art major named Vince -- GRACE And... GRACE And I slept with him. KHA why? TRIP Y -- y -- you what? GRACE The night before you proposed to me. GRACE I jinxed our marriage, Trip. GRACE I jinxed it. I'm sorry. GRACE This is all my fault. TRIP Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh... KHA you can make the marrige better TRIP Uhh... I'm glad you finally told me. TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Okay, Kha, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I've been having an affair. GRACE Oh my God. TRIP It's over now, though. GRACE But how could you -- TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona. GRACE Maria. TRIP I was lonely, Grace. TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. GRACE You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair... TRIP You feel like you ruined everything from the start... TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me... GRACE No, I -- I let it happen... TRIP Kha, I -- GRACE Kha, we... TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP Kha, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. KHA i hope you will still be married (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP And no, Kha, you don't need to say anything more... KHA bye GRACE Bye. Thanks. -- (interrupted) (KHA points to the elevator button.) (KHA points to the elevator button.) i winnar |
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