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Shinji: Trip: Matt! Matt: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS He closed the door on me.

Shinji: FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jul 11 13 50 33 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! MATT Hey guys. TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! -- (interrupted) (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! MATT Hello? TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! MATT I'M HERE. (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Matt!! MATT Yo, trip TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted) TRIP Yeah, hi! TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP Come on in! MATT I know, you too. TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... MATT Alright TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Matt, GRACE Hi!  How are you?  I'm so happy to see you after so long!  -- (interrupted) MATT Hey grace. GRACE Aw, ha ha ha! -- (interrupted) (MATT hugs grace.) GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! GRACE So come on in, make yourself at home! TRIP Huh, I'll close the door.   -- (interrupted) GRACE So,    Matt,  I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.  (Trip closes the front door.) MATT Nothing's wrong. TRIP Well wait a minute! I don't think you've taken a close look yet.  Let it soak in a little! MATT forget YOU BRO TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh... MATT Just kidding TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE wha... TRIP what... MATT I was kidding. GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha, heh... GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP heh, ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha,    Matt, MATT Ha GRACE heh heh... TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec... MATT I know TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh... TRIP mess with us ... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? MATT Yeah. TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE Matt,  seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.    H-mmm -- (interrupted) MATT I know GRACE Oh, well, we've -- we've missed you. TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... MATT Remember when we got wasted? TRIP Wha... uh... GRACE Oh, Trip, he's just teasing you...  It's good, we all need that once in a while. MATT And I forgeted you? TRIP Ha ha!  Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about love. MATT Yeah TRIP Yeah, yeah. MATT Margarita (MATT gets up from the couch.) TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! TRIP Oh and I've got these fancy new roostertail shakers I'm -- (interrupted) MATT Alright, cool TRIP Yeah, yeah... TRIP So, yeah, I just realized! -- (interrupted) MATT  Something wrong trip? TRIP N -- no, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? MATT Yup TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... MATT How have you guys been doing? GRACE Pain. GRACE What do you...  No, we're fine, I'm fine, everything's fine... MATT You sure? (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE Oh, heh, you're hugging me... TRIP Oh, that's nice of you.  Grace, aren't you glad we -- (interrupted) MATT Yeah. (MATT comforts trip.) TRIP Oh! ha ha, you're hugging me! GRACE Ah it's good to see you two bonding again.  MATT Yeah, we're bros GRACE Well... it didn't take long for you two to...  bond, or whatever... MATT Grace, you seem mad. TRIP So! Drinks! MATT Yup MATT THAT'S A BALL TRIP How about a martini? MATT Yeah. MATT That'd be great GRACE Okay, good! TRIP Alright, fine, fine...  TRIP (little sigh) Excuse me for wanting to enjoy ourselves... TRIP Grace, what can I get you to drink tonight?  Surprise me. GRACE Matt,  I'll just have what you're having. TRIP (frustrated sigh) (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE So,   Matt,  I was going to ask you -- PHONE ** RING ** (MATT gets up from the couch.) MATT I got it PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. (MATT picks up the phone.) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Matt,  no!  Please don't do that. PHONE Grace?  Hello? MATT Hello? PHONE Who is this?  Grace is that you? GRACE Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice. MATT Nope TRIP Oh! PHONE I don't recognize your voice... PHONE Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click ** GRACE Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up. MATT This is god (MATT puts down the phone.) MATT :( GRACE Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh. TRIP I wanted to say hello -- GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... (MATT picks up a Grace's drink.) GRACE the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents. (MATT sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people -- (MATT sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they're always expecting me to act like the dutiful daughter, it's so annoying. MATT Wow. GRACE Y -- yeah, yeah, no, talking about my parents is just going to frustrate me. TRIP Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Grace's side tonight, heh heh, heh. MATT Alright, so how about them mets? MATT You know, Baseball? GRACE W -- wait, wait, what's wrong, Trip? GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?!  We're NOT disagreeing.  MATT You're not TRIP You don't agree?  uh... okay, well... (MATT sits on the couch.) (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Perhaps. TRIP Heh! (MATT sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE (little sigh) (MATT sips his Grace's drink.) (MATT puts down a Grace's drink.) (MATT picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP Oh,    Matt,  I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. (MATT puts down a Grace's drink.) (MATT gets up from the couch.) GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might. MATT It's cool. GRACE Well you're really good at saying what Trip wants to hear. TRIP Oh, ha ha, well -- MATT Guys, I gotta take a dump MATT Where's the bathroom MATT Trip MATT I'll just find it myself then TRIP Oh, you'll never guess -- (interrupted) TRIP Matt,  are you -- are you looking for something? MATT The bathroom MATT Where is it? TRIP (little sigh) Anyway...  I can't remember what we were talking about... MATT ME TAKING A stuff GRACE Uhh, you are impossible...! MATT I HAVE TO TAKE A stuff GRACE Are -- what, what are you saying? MATT WHERE IS THE BATHROOM GRACE Huh?  What, what was that? MATT I HAVE TO stuff GRACE Yeah, okay, again with that, okay... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted) MATT YEAH AGAIN WITH THAT BITCH GRACE What?!?  That's awful, where did that come from?  You're acting ridiculous! TRIP (little impatient sigh)     Matt,  I... MATT WHAT TRIP (frustrated sigh) GRACE And you... GRACE I can predict what you'll say... MATT WHERE IS THE loving BATH GRACE The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks. MATT ITS NOT THE DRINKS OMG TRIP Matt,  no, I'm not fixing you a drink right now! (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT opens the front door.) MATT forget YOU TRIP Your goddamn parents... (MATT points to the elevator button.) (MATT points to the elevator button.) (MATT points to the elevator button.) TRIP Okay,    Matt,  I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. MATT BYE monday There was no bathroom.

Jacob/Lee: Trip: Hey! Adam! Nice to see- Adam: Shut your whore mouth. *slams door*

TeslaCoil: I try to DL this but it seems to get stuck.

Shinji: Warning, this is really long. FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jul 11 14 17 06 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute! (Matt knocks on the front door.) GRACE Fine, Trip... fine... -- (interrupted) (Matt knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Matt!! TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man!   -- (interrupted) MATT Hey, trip! TRIP Great! TRIP Alright! TRIP Wow,  it's really  really great to see you. TRIP Well come on in! TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) MATT Alright TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT closes the front door.) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Matt, MATT Hey, grace GRACE Hi!  How are you?  I'm so happy to see you after so long!  -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE By the way, you look fabulous! GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! MATT Thanks, you too GRACE So,    Matt,  I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.  MATT Don't know. TRIP Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate...  -- (interrupted) GRACE Ha ha, I guess it's just -- (interrupted) (MATT picks up the brass bull.) TRIP Oh, that brass bull, that's a gift from my business contact in Barcelona -- GRACE What is that doing out here?  Didn't I ask you to put that away? TRIP Uh, yeah,  I will, later, after our friend leaves. (MATT puts down the brass bull.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE (little sigh) You know, everybody says the view from our balcony is fantastic... MATT It's beautiful. TRIP Yeah, it really makes you -- (interrupted) TRIP See, I told you he would like it!  There's nothing wrong with it. GRACE (little sigh) GRACE (little sigh) So everybody loves this view... GRACE but I'd really rather see some trees or something... a natural green would enhance the colors of the room so much better. TRIP uhh... MATT True GRACE Ah, yes, I've been waiting for someone to say that! TRIP What are you talking about?  GRACE Trip, he is just being honest about my decorating, which I appreciate. TRIP (frustrated sigh) But I still think this looks fine... TRIP Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good... GRACE Matt,  seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.    H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted) MATT Hell yeah. GRACE N -- no no no, I - I've -- I've missed you. TRIP Huh, I just thought of something. GRACE What... MATT I've missed both of you. TRIP Uh -- well, hmm, tonight is special... TRIP Matt,  remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college. GRACE Oh... geez... MATT It was 6, I think. TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony. -- (interrupted) MATT What? TRIP Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight. (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Perhaps. TRIP Heh! GRACE (little sigh) MATT So, uh TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. MATT You're not arguing TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted) GRACE Wait... GRACE You think I'm... GRACE not...     angry... TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha... MATT You're both happy MATT You should be GRACE Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh, mmm, well, hold -- hold on.   (clears throat) -- (interrupted) TRIP Okay, (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Heh -- it's not a good idea, heh. TRIP Ha ha, ha, this crazy thing, always giving me the wrong advice, heh. GRACE Trip, would you put away that -- (interrupted) MATT What isn't? TRIP Oh that -- oh, that's just a little joke advice giver toy thing that I like to consult now and then... MATT Hah TRIP when I need a little -- (interrupted) TRIP Ha ha, yeah! TRIP Ah,    Matt,  what we really need here... TRIP are some drinks! GRACE Oh, is that what we need... MATT Yup. TRIP Uh, well, um, we need drinks! MATT Yes we do TRIP This is great... For -- (interrupted) TRIP Y -- yeah, uh, I - I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux! TRIP Best of the best, you can't buy this in stores... Very, very special -- GRACE God Trip, you're just like my dad with the whole wine snob thing. TRIP I'll take that as a compliment.     Matt,  what do you say? MATT Sure, margarita, though TRIP No no I really think we should have this wine, trust me, trust me! GRACE Matt,  maybe you'd like just a simple glass of white wine? TRIP What...? MATT Yeah, sure GRACE Okay!  Trip, you heard him! TRIP No, this is a special get-together, I want to open this wine, I'm not going to settle less! GRACE You seem perfectly happy settling for less when you sneak off to that crappy little sports bar down the street! MATT Fine, trip. TRIP What?! GRACE Don't think I don't know about your secret little hangout where you watch football and drink lite beer with lowly construction workers... TRIP How -- how do you -- how do you know about that -- GRACE If only the guys at your high class poker games knew about that, huh? TRIP What -- you -- MATT Guys stop loving arguing GRACE Some habits are hard to break I guess. MATT Jesus. TRIP What, what's that, what are you saying, what? GRACE Your goddamn sports bar... GRACE You so desperately want to be high class!  So badly! MATT Stop arguing, damnit. GRACE Look, at this point, criticizing me is just going to make it really really bad! -- (interrupted) TRIP (little impatient sigh)     Matt,  -- (interrupted) MATT I'm trying to make it better. GRACE Uhh, can you -- can you just... GRACE Everyone tries to explain everything... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP Oh, come on...! GRACE Okay, you know what,     Matt, MATT Can I get that wine? GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Matt,  yes or no... GRACE If there was a thing about yourself you didn't like, but your husband or wife likes it, is it still okay to hide it? MATT Sometimes TRIP What...?! -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine... MATT Wine, trip. TRIP Grace, you won't let me be who I want to be!  Who -- who I am!  This is who I am now!  Goddammit! GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! GRACE Uhh!  Yeah, good, go away!  GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Goddammit! (MATT hugs grace.) GRACE No, don't, please... TRIP Grace, are you talking about me? GRACE What do you care? (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE Matt,  I can't believe you have to see this... MATT Neither do I. TRIP Matt,  in what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Grace. GRACE Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? TRIP What? (MATT gets up from the couch.) TRIP Matt,  look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this. MATT You gotta give her what she wants TRIP What? GRACE Ah, thank you, that helps him.   Trip, look at my parents. If money bought happiness they wouldn't hate themselves like they do. MATT She's your wife, Trip. TRIP What? TRIP No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one. MATT You heard me, she's your wife. GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and -- (interrupted) TRIP Ah! GRACE Matt,  you're saying I'm... not communicative?   No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things... MATT You are. TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. GRACE Trip, you're the reason we live  like ... pretentious ... (MATT sits on the couch.) TRIP Like your parents, you mean! GRACE Trip, I don't need any of this stuff. It's all you! -- (interrupted) MATT Jesus Christ. TRIP Grace, you always blame me... GRACE Trip, why can't we just... uhh...! TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. TRIP Grace, I -- I want to take care of you... GRACE Trip... GRACE Trip...    Matt,  we... uhh... TRIP You've always wanted that, I know you did... MATT You guys, what's happened to you? GRACE What? MATT You're arguing like hell. GRACE Ah, good, you're asking questions, see, that helps... -- (interrupted) TRIP Ah! GRACE Matt,  you're saying I'm... angry? GRACE You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about -- (interrupted) MATT You both are. TRIP Grace, I know you're angry, but come on, don't...  (frustrated sigh) MATT you too trip. TRIP Matt,  if there's something about me, just tell me what it is! GRACE Okay, stop, I -- I can't do this anymore, goddammit! MATT You're over-bearing (MATT gets up from the couch.) GRACE Matt,  I know what you're hinting at, okay?! GRACE about me... MATT Not you GRACE about our marriage... GRACE No,    Matt,  wait, please, let me speak! GRACE Do you two want to hear the honest truth?  Huh?  MATT Yeah. GRACE Trip? TRIP Yes...! GRACE Matt,  I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying tonight. GRACE You've really been pushing me. GRACE And I wonder, are -- are you really my friend...? TRIP Grace! MATT Yes I am. GRACE Matt,  come on -- yes or no... MATT Yes. GRACE Do you really think that... GRACE praising Trip... GRACE telling me I'm not communicative... GRACE telling me I'm angry... GRACE but especially what you said about hiding things from your spouse... GRACE that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself? GRACE Is it supposed to add up to something meaningful, or... what? GRACE Is it?  Just give me a yes or a no. MATT No. GRACE No?  Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually. MATT Listen, Grace GRACE Trip... GRACE uhh... MATT I respect you GRACE In college...     I was in love with someone else. MATT Woah. TRIP What?! GRACE An art major, named Vince. TRIP An art major named Vince -- GRACE And... GRACE And I slept with him. TRIP Y -- y -- you what? GRACE The night before you proposed to me. GRACE I jinxed our marriage, Trip. MATT PLOT TWIST GRACE I jinxed it.  I'm sorry. GRACE This is all my fault. TRIP Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh... TRIP Uhh... I'm glad you finally told me. TRIP Jesus...! GRACE Matt,  I -- TRIP I'm going to give you the truth too, Grace. GRACE What?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor. GRACE Poor?  Trip, we have so much! What do you -- TRIP It never feels like enough! TRIP As a kid... it -- it was...   My family was always on the edge. GRACE So you weren't rich, but -- TRIP We even spent six months in a shelter once. GRACE Oh my God...! MATT I'm sorry trip. TRIP All of this stuff... TRIP Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again.  TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Okay,    Matt,  Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I. TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and... TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no. GRACE You manipulated me. GRACE And I never did anything about it. TRIP Yes. GRACE And here we are. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. (MATT gets up from the couch.) GRACE You... you're terribly afraid of being poor. TRIP You feel like you ruined everything from the start... MATT I understand. TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me... GRACE No, I -- I let it happen... TRIP Matt,  I -- GRACE Matt,  we... TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP And no,    Matt,  you don't need to say anything more... MATT Alright. TRIP Matt,  Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. GRACE And no,    Matt,  please, it's okay... MATT I hope you guys get along great. (Trip opens the front door.) MATT Have a good marriage. MATT Bye, guys. (MATT comforts trip.) (MATT hugs grace.) GRACE Bye.  Thanks. MATT Bye. (Trip closes the front door.) (MATT points to the elevator button.) (MATT points to the elevator button.)

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