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Façade - The whole game is a glitch

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DracoSoul: FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jul 11 14 25 36 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? (Brad knocks on the front door.) (Brad knocks on the front door.) GRACE Yes, you -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Brad!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you!     -- (interrupted) BRAD YAY snake GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Brad, GRACE Hi!  How are you?  Oh god it's been such a long time! (BRAD kisses grace.) GRACE Oh, yes, let's...  (polite kiss on cheek) -- (interrupted) BRAD hey GRACE Aw, ha ha ha! (BRAD kisses trip.) TRIP Oh, uh, ha ha!  You're kissing me!  You're so funny!  BRAD hey (BRAD points to the italy picture.) GRACE Oh... ha ha ha... (BRAD points to the italy picture.) (BRAD points to the italy picture.) (BRAD points to the italy picture.) (BRAD points to the italy picture.) (BRAD points to the italy picture.) (BRAD points to the italy picture.) (BRAD points to the italy picture.) GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... BRAD It says... BRAD sion TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door.  TRIP Yeah, that's a new photo from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago... (Trip closes the front door.) BRAD Oppresion TRIP W -- well, um, come look at this Italy photo! GRACE Brad,  come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP No, hold on.  Now,      Brad,  what does this picture make you think of? BRAD I need to make fun of this TRIP No, I just want one word... GRACE How about tiresome. TRIP Grace, please.   -- (interrupted) BRAD Oppresion TRIP Romance!  It says... romance...! GRACE (little sigh) BRAD That's not what I said you fool TRIP What...?     Brad,  I -- BRAD said GRACE Trip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends.  That's all. -- (interrupted) TRIP  Huh, oh, well -- BRAD OPPRESION GRACE Well, we're all friends here... BRAD forget THA' PO-LICE GRACE You... GRACE You think we should.... GRACE have more love...    PHONE ** RING ** BRAD Yes TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha... PHONE ** RING ** BRAD With me PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha... TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... PHONE ** RING ** ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip.  Leave us a message! BRAD Grace, you and me should have love GRACE Wait... ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** GRACE You think we should.... BRAD Intercourse GRACE have more love...    ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. TRIP Ah...  ha ha... heh heh... ah, you're, uh... you're... ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. GRACE Wait, wait -- what is he -- TRIP No no, Grace, no no, he's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny... ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. BRAD You. monday. Drinks. Now. TRIP uh... uh, heh heh... -- (interrupted) GRACE uh...! ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all.  Uh, goodbye. TRIP geez, I'm not, uh... GRACE uuh...! TRIP wha... GRACE ha ha ha... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! BRAD Drinks you forgeter. BRAD I'm loving thirsty GRACE uh... GRACE I -- I... -- (interrupted) TRIP We need to um... uh... BRAD I'm about to turn to dust TRIP We've got to remind the, uh... BRAD I need to hydrate myself GRACE Yeah, yeah... TRIP that lady who, uh, brings us fresh herbs... GRACE make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again... TRIP Ah, yes, right!  Yeah... TRIP (long release sigh) TRIP yeah... TRIP Brad,  let me get you a drink. BRAD What are you talking about? TRIP Alright,    Brad,  that's it, you've got to leave. BRAD I did some cocaine before I came (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.) BRAD soryy BRAD Love you

Colten: I asked how old she was and they both stopped, and have been giving me dirty looks for like 5 minutes now without saying anything or answering me :o

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DracoSoul: 'You guys look great!' 'Are you flirting with me?' 'What.'

Colten: Can you stop posting conversations? If you will, use http://www.freetexthost.com :/

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