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Façade - The whole game is a glitch
DracoSoul:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Jul 11 14 25 36 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Yes, you -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Brad!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
BRAD
YAY snake
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Brad,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
(BRAD kisses grace.)
GRACE
Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek) -- (interrupted)
BRAD
hey
GRACE
Aw, ha ha ha!
(BRAD kisses trip.)
TRIP
Oh, uh, ha ha! You're kissing me! You're so funny!
BRAD
hey
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
GRACE
Oh... ha ha ha...
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
(BRAD points to the italy picture.)
GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...
BRAD
It says...
BRAD
sion
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.
TRIP
Yeah, that's a new photo from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago...
(Trip closes the front door.)
BRAD
Oppresion
TRIP
W -- well, um, come look at this Italy photo!
GRACE
Brad, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
No, hold on. Now, Brad, what does this picture make you think of?
BRAD
I need to make fun of this
TRIP
No, I just want one word...
GRACE
How about tiresome.
TRIP
Grace, please. -- (interrupted)
BRAD
Oppresion
TRIP
Romance! It says... romance...!
GRACE
(little sigh)
BRAD
That's not what I said you fool
TRIP
What...? Brad, I --
BRAD
said
GRACE
Trip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends. That's all. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Huh, oh, well --
BRAD
OPPRESION
GRACE
Well, we're all friends here...
BRAD
forget THA' PO-LICE
GRACE
You...
GRACE
You think we should....
GRACE
have more love...
PHONE
** RING **
BRAD
Yes
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
PHONE
** RING **
BRAD
With me
PHONE
** RING **
GRACE
Ha, yeah, ha ha...
TRIP
Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...
PHONE
** RING **
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
BRAD
Grace, you and me should have love
GRACE
Wait...
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
GRACE
You think we should....
BRAD
Intercourse
GRACE
have more love...
ANSWERING MACHINE
Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
TRIP
Ah... ha ha... heh heh... ah, you're, uh... you're...
ANSWERING MACHINE
I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
GRACE
Wait, wait -- what is he --
TRIP
No no, Grace, no no, he's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny...
ANSWERING MACHINE
Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
BRAD
You. monday. Drinks. Now.
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh... -- (interrupted)
GRACE
uh...!
ANSWERING MACHINE
(clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
GRACE
uuh...!
TRIP
wha...
GRACE
ha ha ha...
TRIP
ha ha...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
BRAD
Drinks you forgeter.
BRAD
I'm loving thirsty
GRACE
uh...
GRACE
I -- I... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
We need to um... uh...
BRAD
I'm about to turn to dust
TRIP
We've got to remind the, uh...
BRAD
I need to hydrate myself
GRACE
Yeah, yeah...
TRIP
that lady who, uh, brings us fresh herbs...
GRACE
make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again...
TRIP
Ah, yes, right! Yeah...
TRIP
(long release sigh)
TRIP
yeah...
TRIP
Brad, let me get you a drink.
BRAD
What are you talking about?
TRIP
Alright, Brad, that's it, you've got to leave.
BRAD
I did some cocaine before I came
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
BRAD
soryy
BRAD
Love you
Colten:
I asked how old she was and they both stopped, and have been giving me dirty looks for like 5 minutes now without saying anything or answering me :o
SeventhSandwich:
http://freetexthost.com/2dfbcp4ibk
DracoSoul:
'You guys look great!'
'Are you flirting with me?'
'What.'
Colten:
Can you stop posting conversations?
If you will, use http://www.freetexthost.com :/