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| Shinji:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jul 11 20 51 21 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! GRACE Fine, Trip... fine... (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a while, how's it going? ADAM You scared the stuff out of me. TRIP Uh... TRIP Well, anyway... why don't you come in... ADAM Alright. TRIP Y -- yeah, come in, heh... TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) ADAM Alright. (ADAM closes the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP Yeah, it's been too long. GRACE And I have to say, you look great. ADAM Thanks. GRACE Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! ADAM Trip, why'd you wake me up? GRACE Uh... ADAM Answer me. TRIP Uh -- well, um, we should drink. TRIP Anything you want! TRIP How about a martini? TRIP The guy I play squash with introduced me to this drink, it's really -- (interrupted) ADAM Yup. TRIP Ah! I knew it. TRIP Beautiful! GRACE Adam, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes? TRIP Grace... come on...! ADAM Yes. GRACE Okay, Trip, that's what he wants! TRIP Yeah, sure, sure, okay... TRIP We can try my new roostertail accessories some other time. ADAM Trip, listen to me. TRIP Grace, maybe at least you'll drink with me? I'll make us something -- (interrupted) TRIP Wait... ADAM You woke me up. TRIP You think I'm... TRIP communicative... ADAM It's 6:00 AM TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha... GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha... -- (interrupted) ADAM Shut up, tonight? TRIP uh, um... GRACE uh... TRIP you, uh... ADAM It's loving 6:00 AM. TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE wha -- huh... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! ADAM What? TRIP Ha ha ha, Adam, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... ADAM WHAT? TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh... ADAM I AM TIRED. TRIP mess with us ... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? TRIP heh, ha ha... ADAM Jesus christ. TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Uhh, any -- anyway, uh... what were we talking about? (ADAM points to the wedding photo.) GRACE Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh... TRIP Oh, Grace, no, no, h -- how can you say that? GRACE (little sigh) ADAM Needs less black. GRACE Oh, um, well... I -- I want to ask you... GRACE Uhh, you know, when I look at this wedding picture, hanging here in this room... TRIP Oh yeah, yeah, it -- it's the first thing everyone notices when they come in! GRACE it simply... doesn't go anymore... I mean, with my new decorating and all. TRIP Oh no, no... Adam, it looks good here... (ADAM picks up the phone.) TRIP Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating... (ADAM puts down the phone.) (ADAM uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages GRACE Trip, I'm sorry but this room is just not working... I'm going to return what furniture I can, and redo it. (ADAM uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages TRIP (annoyed sigh) God, you're such a perfectionist. GRACE Oh I didn't want my decorating to become a major topic of conversation tonight... I'm going to get it redone this week, so... ADAM So, why'd you call me here? TRIP Anyway... TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... -- (interrupted) ADAM Answer me. TRIP W -- wait, wait, b - but, no no, w - we're -- we're not disagreeing. GRACE (happy but tense sigh) GRACE Adam, GRACE you and I are getting along so well tonight... ADAM What GRACE Stay there for a -- (interrupted) GRACE W -- well, wait, stay there for a sec. GRACE Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful couch. GRACE Maybe if I replaced it with... um... TRIP Do you... do you remember, Grace... ADAM A stripper pole GRACE What. TRIP How I proposed to you. GRACE Oh, God, Trip -- TRIP Here, Adam, I'll show you. TRIP It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college -- GRACE Trip, what are you doing?! TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and -- GRACE Stop it, Trip! TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring -- GRACE Trip! TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me? TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! TRIP Adam, -- (interrupted) ADAM Sure GRACE Oh, God, Adam, you think this is romantic? (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace, our friend agrees, what could be more romantic than that? ADAM I know i'm tired as hell. GRACE No, no no no, that was just really, really embarrassing... TRIP Grace, I -- I just wanted to share that moment with our friend. (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Grace's side tonight, heh heh, heh. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP Oh, Adam, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! ADAM I can't even see it TRIP Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture. GRACE Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip? TRIP (little sigh) -- (interrupted) ADAM No I won''t TRIP Oh, okay... GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. GRACE Adam, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP Grace...! TRIP (short petulant sigh) TRIP Adam, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon. GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. TRIP Grace, I wanted us to spend some time together...! ADAM Holy stuff if you guys start arguing TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! GRACE (impatient sigh) Adam, I... GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Oh, yeah, you... TRIP I know what you're about to say... TRIP All your goddamn over brown townytical explanations...! ADAM SHUT THE forget UP GRACE What?!? That's really rude, where did that come from? You're acting crazy! ADAM YOUR MOM TRIP What, what's that, what are you saying, what? GRACE Every woman's dream... GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me! -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, Jesus...! -- (interrupted) ADAM shut up, both of you. TRIP Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you should leave. ADAM forget YOU TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know? ADAM YES I SHOULD ADAM Let go friend. (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM forget you. (ADAM points to the elevator button.) (ADAM points to the elevator button.) This is because of the fact that the opening cutscene is him calling you. |
| Comatose:
I sometimes drink her Chardonnay. And also once I asked him about his advice ball, he got upset like, 'GET AWAY FROM ME, BITCH.' |
| Hiiro3293:
I WILL CONQUER YOUR COUCH.... IT IS MY COUCH NOW. |
| Colten:
Say "The wedding picture doesnt fit" and they get angry |
| PowerDag:
ENTIRE GAME IS GLITCH |
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