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| Chocolatemonster:
Bump, and apparently they dont like melons or rhinos. TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! (Jim knocks on the front door.) (Jim knocks on the front door.) GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Jim!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted) JIM RHINO ATTACK JIM hi TRIP Uh... well you're -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Jim, JIM hey grace GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! -- (interrupted) GRACE Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted) (JIM kisses grace.) GRACE Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek) GRACE Aren't you sweet. JIM melon rhino GRACE Well, -- (interrupted) TRIP Alright, Jim, that's it, you've got to leave. (Trip opens the front door.) JIM WHAT DID I SAY D: TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.) (JIM knocks on the front door.) (JIM knocks on the front door.) (JIM knocks on the front door.) (JIM knocks on the front door.) (JIM knocks on the front door.) |
| Comatose:
My stageplays don't work when I try to get them. It shows there's no file. |
| mrlolop:
I remember playing this game around a year ago. It's real fun to just screw around and see if you can still beat the game. |
| IkeTheGeneric:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Mon Jul 12 11 05 17 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? (Dan knocks on the front door.) (Dan knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Dan!! DAN boner TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted) DAN boner (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Dan, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! DAN i feel like stuff GRACE Uh... GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... DAN stop making me uncomfortable GRACE Uh... GRACE Dan, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. H-mmm (happy smile sound) DAN wonderful? GRACE Y -- yeah, we've -- we've missed you. TRIP Hey, I just realized something. DAN Holy god you've mixed up TRIP Y -- yeah, tonight is special! TRIP Dan, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! DAN you mean the times we got smashd TRIP Wha... uh... GRACE Oh, Trip, he's just teasing you... It's good, we all need that once in a while. DAN We got so drunk we had some TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! TRIP Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests. -- (interrupted) DAN repeating history! DAN :3 TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. DAN :3 TRIP (frustrated sigh) DAN :This guy is a douche TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration. DAN God damn it TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't -- (interrupted) TRIP Y -- yeah, well, uh, well, uh, it's good to see you again. DAN I should kill myself, to end this TRIP uh... GRACE Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Trip's side tonight, ha ha. DAN The window, is it locked? TRIP So! Drinks! DAN Yes TRIP I'll make us something really fun, TRIP like margaritas? DAN What the hell are you holding TRIP Ah, yes. TRIP Perfect! GRACE Dan, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes? DAN Or a cup of urine TRIP Okay look I'm just going to open a bottle of merlot and make everybody happy. TRIP Dan, trust me, it's good stuff. -- (interrupted) DAN god yes GRACE So anyway, GRACE Yeah, a glass of wine is seems so much better right now than one of your classy drinks. DAN ill have that beer TRIP Oh, yeah, y -- you know, I should fix you a real drink in not too long... TRIP In terms of drinks... DAN I would have a real drink GRACE As for my drink... GRACE The merlot sounds fine. TRIP Oh! Uh... Okay. GRACE Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new -- (interrupted) DAN now we have some good stuff TRIP Ah, see, I knew he would like it! I knew you would like it, everybody does. GRACE (little sigh) DAN It looks like you GRACE Oh, um, well... I -- I want to ask you... DAN bad TRIP Here Grace, I poured you the first glass. DAN What? GRACE Okay, thanks. GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE Uhh... I was hoping to -- (interrupted) DAN Give me the damn glass already GRACE (little sigh) So I tried for a certain kind of style in this room... DAN It has none GRACE but it's... just... -- (interrupted) TRIP W -- well, uh, it, it always amazes me, how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace still has the energy to decorate... -- (interrupted) DAN NO STYLE GOD DAMN IT TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait... uh, take a -- take a closer look... You have to let it soak in a little while before you say anything. TRIP Here we are... hope you like it! DAN Holy god (DAN picks up a player's drink.) GRACE Uhh... I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room... (DAN sips his player's drink.) DAN This stuff tastes like stuff GRACE Oh, really? (DAN puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Well, well, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating. GRACE Oh. Okay. I just thought you understood me, that's all. Hmm, I'm going to return most of this anyhow. I have to redo this room. -- (interrupted) DAN It looks like somebody took a dump GRACE Oh let's not talk about my decorating anymore, I'm redoing the room this week, that's all there is to it. -- (interrupted) DAN A bloody dump GRACE If that's how you feel... (annoyed sigh) DAN It really looks bad GRACE (big sigh) -- (interrupted) GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. DAN Hell yes GRACE You don't agree? Okay, well... TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not. DAN Your face is not helping TRIP N -- no, no, and we're, we're, uh -- we're not disagreeing. (Trip shakes the advice ball.) DAN YES YOU ARE DAMN IT GRACE You know Trip, that little advice ball of yours doesn't look good on the bar. TRIP What? It's a hilarious little bar toy. GRACE It's lame. It's a crappy piece of plastic sitting -- (interrupted) DAN it looks better shoved up your ass TRIP Okay, you know what, I'm getting tired of talking about this... GRACE Trip! What are you -- TRIP No you two stay here and keep chatting about whatever, I need a break... DAN In her pooper huehue GRACE Where are you going? TRIP I'm just going to get something from the kitchen. GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Christ, what the hell is going on... DAN getting your gun, trip? DAN wtf TRIP What? Oh... TRIP Dan, DAN put the gun down TRIP I... uhh... -- (interrupted) TRIP Is this why you came in here, to tell me this? Uhh... DAN put down the gun TRIP No problem, Grace, everything's hunky dory. GRACE Yes, I know, everything's fine. DAN holy god dont! TRIP Dan, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy... (Grace sips her Grace's drink.) DAN Put the gun down! GRACE (impatient -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh no, no, go look at Trip's Italy photo... (DAN picks up a player's drink.) GRACE Dan, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP Grace...!!! DAN I am going to soak it with wine DAN The piece of stuff (DAN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Now, now, Dan, in one word, what does this picture make you think of? -- (interrupted) DAN God thats nasty TRIP Well, the thing is, you see, this trip to Italy... it was our second honeymoon! GRACE What? Dan, Trip -- (interrupted) DAN It says stuffwad (DAN sips his player's drink.) TRIP S -- so, uh, our -- our second honeymoon picture says... DAN God nasty drink (DAN puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Romance! It says... romance...! GRACE (little sigh) Dan, I liked your answer -- (interrupted) DAN I would have never guessed TRIP N - no -- wait -- uhh, it was supposed to be romantic! GRACE And I missed my friend's art show. DAN No it isn't GRACE Oh, God, please, no more talk about Italy tonight... (frustrated sigh) DAN What a load DAN Grace got raped in italy TRIP uh... uh, heh heh... GRACE uh...! TRIP god, I don't, um... GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP that's, uh... GRACE ha ha ha... TRIP ha ha, heh... DAN She didn't want to say TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, Dan, GRACE heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... DAN yes I did TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? DAN But it's true TRIP mess with us ... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? DAN Twice TRIP ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? DAN Am I too close? TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! DAN He is having mood swings TRIP Your... goddamn -- (interrupted) TRIP Huh? What, what -- what was that? TRIP You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything. DAN You're a figging druggie TRIP Okay, yeah yeah, I hear you, alright? -- (interrupted) GRACE (impatient sigh) -- (interrupted) DAN Do more crack GRACE What?!? That's really rude, where did that come from? You're acting crazy! GRACE Uhh... acting so... vulgar... GRACE I hate this wedding picture! I was miserable when it was taken, I hate it! TRIP Oh, come on...! TRIP My goddamn advice ball... DAN Trip is doing weed TRIP I like my advice ball, it's just a little thing I like, but you look down on it, like it's some sort of low class piece of stuff! GRACE Oh, God...! DAN like you trip TRIP Okay, you know what, Dan, DAN You're low class. TRIP I need to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Dan, yes or no... TRIP When you're married, can you try to change the other person to be even 'better' than who yourself are? GRACE What? TRIP Is it okay to try to quote-unquote 'improve' your spouse, even if you need that same improvement yourself? TRIP Yes or no. DAN Trip stop tripping. And hell no GRACE What...?! GRACE Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine... GRACE Don't you see, Trip?! Our marriage... is a sham, Trip! Don't you see that? It's all fake, all pretend... TRIP Oh, Jesus...! DAN Trip you're an AI TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me! TRIP I can't even frigging look at you. DAN Grace you're a computer TRIP What are you saying? What? GRACE What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me? TRIP I was not talking to you! DAN Trip you are a computer TRIP Dan, this has never ever happened before...! DAN A damn computer GRACE Dan, from what you said before, about helping your spouse... I think that shows us something about Trip. DAN YOU ARE BOTH COMPUTERS TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? DAN both of you GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, DAN YOU TWO ARE COMPUTERS TRIP That's bullstuff. GRACE Uhh... -- (interrupted) DAN No GRACE Look, let's switch the focus to Trip. DAN The truth GRACE See, you lied to me, before we got married, when you said you liked art, that you respected me as an artist. TRIP I -- Dan, Uhh... -- (interrupted) DAN Trip, you would be supprised if I TRIP Uhh, I -- Grace, I don't remember what I said. DAN kissed you TRIP Look, just quit the flirting right now, I'm warning you! TRIP Dan, give me some advice here...! DAN If you don't shut up I will code TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. GRACE Dan, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you? DAN Code to make me slap you TRIP See, Grace, you're the one turning this into such a big issue. In fact I saved you -- (interrupted) DAN Slap you like the hooker you are TRIP You know what, Dan, that's it, you need to leave. DAN No. TRIP Dan, Jesus, we've had enough, you've got to go. DAN You leave DAN Now. DAN Grace is stupid and you're a dork DAN You don't like the paintings.. TRIP What... I -- I -- just... uhh... DAN because they remind you of... DAN The artist you had love with DAN The only reason I am still here is.. DAN ...is the fact that you cannot.. DAN ...handle the truth of yourselves DAN Trip, tell her you love her DAN Grace, tell him you love him DAN The only possible outcome is... DAN You get laid and she shuts up. (DAN knocks on the front door.) (DAN opens the front door.) DAN Remember the facts (DAN knocks on the front door.) (DAN knocks on the front door.) DAN You jackasses. (DAN knocks on the front door.) (DAN knocks on the front door.) (DAN knocks on the front door.) (DAN points to the elevator button.) (DAN points to the elevator button.) DAN Jeez |
| Comatose:
I can't get my hands on my stageplays. I need help getting them. |
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