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Naughty Bear: Oh sweet jesus.
yuki:
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http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=93467.0
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Got Naughty Bear the other day and holy forgettits this game is sadistic. From bashing faces in with a bat, to hacking them apart with an axe, to even driving them totally insane from fright causing them to commit Self Delete for bonus points, this game was made for Serial Killers. Also I'm extremely exhausted so forgive the blotchy brown townysis given here.
It's hilarious because it's dressed up as cutesy, but this game would never pass ESRB with anything but an AO rating if it was realistic. Somehow, this gets away with T. At first it's pretty basic arcade gameplay, but then I read the instruction thing and figured out how to score stuffloads of points. Protip: You get bonus points by leaving a victim alive to limp around, which frightens the other bears. They also get frightened by finding corpses. You can even sabotage things to attract other carebears and victimize them stealthily, combos awarded for annihilating everything living. The gameplay is arcade-ish, each episode proposes a different story, and each level basically provides a new challenge.
tl;dr You'll like this game if you're John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, or Patrick Bateman.
7.5/10
Colten:
--- Quote ---Naughty Bear was met with negative reviews.
IGN's Greg Miller scored the game 3 out of 10[10] GameSpot gave the game a 5.5/10.[11] X-Play gave the game a 3/5.[12] Joystiq gave the game a 2/5
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Doesnt sound too good for me :x
But you didnt mention if it was actually a good game, just that it was sadistic. Sooo, whats your personal rating?
yuki:
--- Quote from: Colten on July 11, 2010, 11:51:00 PM ---Doesnt sound too good for me :x
But you didnt mention if it was actually a good game, just that it was sadistic. Sooo, whats your personal rating?
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7.5/10
It's nothing advanced, don't expect intricate plot, but also don't expect the typical beat-'em-up. I find it fun, but it's not that wonderful in the grand spectrum of gaming. It's definitely worth a rent, just to pretend you're Jason Voorhees.
Soon To Be:
Rofl thought this was a drama topic about me in blockland rofl..
My user is
Naughty Bear
yuki:
--- Quote from: Soon To Be on July 11, 2010, 11:53:29 PM ---Rofl thought this was a drama topic about me in blockland rofl..
My user is
Naughty Bear
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Another creativity-depraved child. Neat.