The guy gets lost in the desert and meets a snake, who bites him and fixes his need for water. As in he never needs to drink anymore. Then he bites him again and gives him complete perfect health because he was drinking wiper fluid but he must keep secret because it turns out they are in the middle of the garden of eden and the snake is curled around a lever that can end humanity. Then yadayadayada he wishes for wisdom yadayadayada makes Snake a special laptop and has emails with him. Yadayadayada he takes his snake son on a joyride around the world and comes home down a gigantic dune and spirals out of control, and then he must choose between killing the snake or hitting the lever, and then he says BETTER NATE(The Snake) THEN LEVER. And then runs over and kills it.
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