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| UnknownX:
--- Quote from: -Jetz- on July 15, 2010, 01:17:49 AM ----snip- --- End quote --- I remember that like it was yesterday. A distant roar echoed throughout the room. "What the hell was that?!" exclaimed a troubled BelIyFlop. She swiftly shoved BellyFlop into the wall breaking her lettuce. "omgwtf are u doing! i was eating my salad watching lady gaga videos on youtube!" cried BellyFlop. "Get up, I heard something. I think it might be a thief." "i think ur stupid stop annoying me i didnt hear anything so stfu lady gaga is singing right now go back to sleep and let me enjoy my salad." BelIyFlop busted right through the inn door, using her newly made gold sword that she got from the blacksmith of course, and landed on top of Halifax who was sleepwalking through the hallways again. "Hey do you want to see my fork!?" "omgwtf stop making so much noise out there lady gaga is on stuff it my salad is getting cold omgggg." "Am I seriously the only one who heard that roar?" "I did." said Jetz. BelIyFlop hurried off Halifax, after stealing her 500 gp she was holding of course, and over to Jetz who was browsing the Blockland Forums. "ok can someone close the door!? lady gaga is singing and i can hear everything omg you broke the door you noob whyyyyy." "Wait where did my 500 gp go?" "Ok I'm just going to go look outside since nobody except Jetz heard it, and shes too busy browsing those forums to come with me." "Ok have fun I'm too busy making a ridiculously long story to post to go with you." BelIyFlop was furious that she had to check it out herself, but went on anyway only to be greeted by smoke in the air. She ran around the inn frantically in search of the fire, and as she turned the corner it began to rain. She passed the Sword Giver who constantly stares into the sky oblivious of the fire before her. BelIyFlop couldn't believe what she saw. The entire Shop was engulfed in flames and the Blacksmiths would have been too if it hadn't rained. After a few hours of watching the flames disappear she noticed that the Blacksmith was lying unconscious on the beach. The residents began waking up and the burned building started a commotion. "Is anyone hurt?!" shouted a resident. "Wheres the Blacksmith?!" shouted another. BelIyFlop rushed over to the Blacksmith just as Halifax, Jetz, and BellyFlop exited the inn. "omg why cant any of u shut up so i can listen to lady gaga for once?" "Doesn't anyone want to see my fork?" "Hmmm, how do I end this story..." "Here she is! And she's alive!" shouted BelIyFlop. "Hey that's a great line to put in my story!" exclaimed Jetz. "omg noo my salad is cold whyyyyy and lady gaga is retiring im going to dieeee!" wailed BellyFlop. "I know! I'll make a spoon! Everyone loves spoons!" shouted Halifax. And that's my side of the story. I hope it doesn't answer any of your questions. Although Jetz never told me what the story he posted was... |
| Hellboy Nat:
You forgot the bit about the Marshal. |
| Gamefandan:
--- Quote from: -Jetz- on July 15, 2010, 01:17:49 AM ----snip- --- End quote --- Best AoT story ever. :D |
| Dominator:
--- Quote from: Gamefandan on August 14, 2010, 04:00:10 PM ---Best AoT story ever. :D --- End quote --- Only AoT story ever. :D Before you give me crap, Darksilence's Biloveual Tendancies does not count - that has nothing to do with AoT, apart from the names of the players. |
| NEkram:
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