Close Call

[Col.Burton]

I drove my bike into a small pothole covered by grass.
It flipped over and I Snapped my neck. Had to go to the ER with a Neck brace.

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[Kalphiter]

so when I was running it got shoved into my foot at high speed.  I was bleeding and had to get rushed to a hospital for stitches,

My foot is bleeding!

[Col.Burton]

AMPUTATE IMMEDIATLEY!

[The Russian]

Fell off a really high playground and landed on back. Didn't feel anything.

[Comatose]

Almost drowned because my aunt's starfish dog that hates me tried to bite me and forced me into the pool.

[Kalphiter]

AMPUTATE IMMEDIATLEY!

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EVERYTHING

[Xia The Ninja]

My foot is bleeding!

 I saw that coming from a mile away.

[Makingblah]

Will you need a heart transplant possibly?

If I could, I would be happier then anything. I may be able to make some quick changes to my diet and live the extra 20 years, but I will need a new heart if I want to live older then 50.

1 word. Exercise.

That's the thing, my heart can't tolerate a fast heartbeat. It's already much too fast for me. I may need to cut down on things like butter, my Cholestoral is way to high for my age. (on a scale of 1-10, 4-6 is average and healthy, 7 is high and 10 is almost dead. I'm up at 9.)

[Grumpy]

I accidently with a knife.

[Talent74]

I fell into lava, shot out of the volcano, landed into a minefield, blew up, flew in the air, got struck by lightning, and I fell into a thorn bush, and then I snapped my neck.

[blaman]

On a srs note, I may have broken one of my toes yesterday. It's bruised like forget and I can't move it at all. Also hurts to move it in any way, even just walking bends it back a bit and it loving burns.

[King of losers]

I was almost caught masturbating.
So yeah.

[mrlolop]

I was almost caught masturbating.
So yeah.

If you haven't been caught or nearly caught, you aren't taking enough chances.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I got hit by a rocket, a car, and a helicopter in 1 week.





Damn RC controllers.

[Visage]

If I could, I would be happier then anything. I may be able to make some quick changes to my diet and live the extra 20 years, but I will need a new heart if I want to live older then 50.
That's the thing, my heart can't tolerate a fast heartbeat. It's already much too fast for me. I may need to cut down on things like butter, my Cholestoral is way to high for my age. (on a scale of 1-10, 4-6 is average and healthy, 7 is high and 10 is almost dead. I'm up at 9.)

One day you are going to have a big stuff that just won't come out and you are going to be pushing hard to get it out and BOOM heart explodes. That is your destiny.