loving starfish drivers.

[kanew2000]

Let's all find those people and shove a baseball bat up their ass.

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

Let's all find those people and shove a baseball bat up their ass.

Yes. Or a metal pole.

[Caution]

Yes. Or a metal pole.

Or a carrot.

I always thought being on Highway Patrol would be fun so I could be all sneaky and hide in little places and bust their asses.

[Roknrollwill]

Or a carrot.

I always thought being on Highway Patrol would be fun so I could be all sneaky and hide in little places and bust their asses.

Can I be your partner in crime?

[Caution]

Can I be your partner in crime?

Join the club, we've got jackets.

[Pew446]

In Utah, the speed limit is really 10 miles above what the signs say.

[Roknrollwill]

Join the club, we've got jackets.

Nah, I where a black leather jacket with tights because I'm cool like that.

[Heph]

Oh, was that you? Sorry.

[Caution]

Nah, I where a black leather jacket with tights because I'm cool like that.

I'm jealous.

[kiwibear]

You're supposed to have a GUN with you whenever you're in a car, that way you can pop their tires, sending them flying off the freeway.
Either that or you need a Ford station wagon that you can just smash people with.

[HellHound]

I hate starfishs flipping me off for taking up the whole lane.
Well? I can't drive in the middle of the road in a motorcycle dammnit.

[Caution]

You're supposed to have a GUN with you whenever you're in a car, that way you can pop their tires, sending them flying off the freeway.

I was hoping the gravel would give so I could watch him slide into the ditch or some stuff.

[HellHound]

I was hoping the gravel would give so I could watch him slide into the ditch or some stuff.

Or his car randomly exploded.

[Caution]

Or his car randomly exploded.

yeah, like he rolls over a rock and his tire kicks it up and it hits the gas tank and makes a spark and POOF.

[WhatevaGuy]

Ugh, that sounds awful.  I hate people like that.  They're extremely immature.