I have an idiot for a sister. [ITT: Vent]

[SeventhSandwich]

You should wait until she leaves the house and forgets her phone, then you douse the phone in lighter fluid and burn it and videotape it and give her a DVD.

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[Comatose]

You should wait until she leaves the house and forgets her phone, then you douse the phone in lighter fluid and burn it and videotape it and give her a DVD.

And say, "There goes your phone, yippie ki yay, motherforgeter." and walk away while the DVD is still playing.