Annoyin' kid sappin my patience!

[TheArmyGuy]

Where to start...
There is this incredibly bratty, annoying 8 year old and his mom who come to stay at my house one week every summer. He has thrown a tantrum so big that I have been forced to sleep in the basement instead of my bedroom, which is right next to the room he is sleeping in. At the moment, he has locked himself in my room and is screaming and throwing things against the wall. I just heard 4 incredibly expensive sounding things hit the wall, probably my Lego taj mahal and some glass statuettes I got in china. God help me keep my sanity.

Well the only thing I would do is:

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[TheArmyGuy]

You need two objects to picklock a door. Well most locks. I still need to get my dad to teach me. And no he's not a criminal.

Get a credit card , open the door ,and then open the window , throw him out , and lock all doors.
Take your cellphone , record his crying and screaming , then post it on the internet.

[Daedalus]

Get a credit card, open the door, open the window, throw him out, and lock all doors.
Then take your cellphone, record his crying and screaming, then post it on the internet.

Fixed.
GRAMMAR national socialistS GOOOOOOOOOO

[Blockoman]

I can tell when someone is lying.

This is almost like that other topic "My sister hit me!!!1"
where the guy is apparently beat up by his little sister and refuses all of our advice.

Then it turns out he was just an attention whore.

[shafin25]

After reading this, I think this topic is full of stuff.

I mean, any loving parent woudl've woken up due to the noise the kid was making.
There is entriely no way that a parent or somebody else could've NOT woken up
Seriously, no way.

I can tell when someone is lying.

This is almost like that other topic "My sister hit me!!!1"
where the guy is apparently beat up by his little sister and refuses all of our advice.

Then it turns out he was just an attention whore.

[Blockoman]

Is it wrong to have two similar opinions?

[shafin25]

Is it wrong to have two similar opinions?

No.
Combine the two to make good points.
I get the feeling that when he wakes up, his "situation" will be replaced

[Freeze]

I think he's telling the truth.

I want to see what happens.

[Cybertails1998]

Wow, what a kid Rock has.

[TheArmyGuy]

Fixed.
GRAMMAR national socialistS GOOOOOOOOOO

FOREIGGGGN ME IS FOREIGNNN

[Daedalus]

FOREIGGGGN ME IS FOREIGNNN

WHERE IS FOREIGN YOU FROM

[TheArmyGuy]

WHERE IS FOREIGN YOU FROM

JURUP

[MaxNikkos]

Kick the door down, grab your airsoft, shove the barrel in his eyesockets and blow his brains out. Alternativly you could bribe him with chocolate an/or icecream.

[Mexik]

Your late

Also, it's a wonder how your mom coulda slept through this.

If he doesen't come out, erect a sentry

[MaxNikkos]

Teehee you said erect :P