Zombie Survival

[JTBreslow]

ERECTIN A NEW STORY

*this is supposed to be humorous cigaretteots
 One time in space at a metal planet inhabited by humans called "G45" it was all happy and people had smile on faces. Then, zombie come from area 78!!!!!!!!! I am Nee and I have a partner named Lee (forgetJoin) We both have plazma pistols because we can. We are in a small town but there is zombies!!!!!!! What do

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[Shadowed999]

GET ERECTAN AND F TEH ZOMBEHS!!1!!1!11!1

[JTBreslow]

I try to but I don't know what an erectan is!

[Shadowed999]

I try to but I don't know what an erectan is!

ITS A GUN GOD PUT IN UR PANTS THAT MAKES WOMAN HAVE BAEBEHS!!!

[JTBreslow]

HSGDGHHDDDJOHN FREEMANT FAPPED

[Shadowed999]

DONT TELL URVEYONE THAT IV FAPED BFORE!!!!

[JTBreslow]

HEY EVERYONE SHADOW IS A FAPPER AND AN IDOIT

[Shadowed999]

HEY EVERYONE SHADOW IS A FAPPER AND AN IDOIT

OH TEH NOEZ!Might as well tell them hur name.

[carolcat]

Name: Magnus "Circuit Breaker" Neera
Weaponry: Circuit Breaker(Haha, just kidding :c) Uhhh...*blink*... Desert Eagle, FN Scar. Haha.
Clothing: Jeans, running shoes, long socks(*blink*), long sleeve shirt and bandanna. And a big backpack.
Inventory: Medkit, week's supply of canned food, can opener, extra clothing, fire starting kit.

 That good? O3O

[Shadowed999]

Yus now you tell us where you are.(we're heading to washington)

[skelolego229]

With the head of that zombified woman skelo creates a half cure

It can stabalize people who are infected but not zombified, clean immune carriers, and for a short time prevent the viruse's contact with thoose who may not be immune

the visqous liquid is thick and requires a larger needle to flow through

skelo knows shadowed wont agree to have a spinal tap sized needle poked into him so he yells HOARD
and as shadow is distracted skelo jams the needle in and hopes to hit a vein

[carolcat]

 I'll be on teh moon :3

 
 Jk, I'll be home in Arkansas. Defending mahself...

[Shadowed999]

With the head of that zombified woman skelo creates a half cure

It can stabalize people who are infected but not zombified, clean immune carriers, and for a short time prevent the viruse's contact with thoose who may not be immune

the visqous liquid is thick and requires a larger needle to flow through

skelo knows shadowed wont agree to have a spinal tap sized needle poked into him so he yells HOARD
and as shadow is distracted skelo jams the needle in and hopes to hit a vein

As soon as the needle hits the vein I yell,"Wait its actually some more SURVIIIIIVORS! God darnit skelo,couldn't you atleast warn me." He chuckled,"Comrade,If i did then where would the fun be in that?"
And off we go to washington to my friends house.

[Shadowed999]

As we pull in to my friends driveway,I got out and take a micro uzi with me.I knock on the door politely and wait...then i hear some foot steps.And there stands my friends beautiful german sister.I was stunned since i havent seen her since we were 8.She asks me who I am.I tell her.She stares for a while and then brightens up."TRENT?!"she exclaimed.(thats my old nickname)"Yes ma'am." She higs me and kisses me on the cheek."Wheres Garter?" "He is actually behind you." I turn around Garter is big and burly.My eyes open wide and say."Buddy,what have they been feeding you,trees?" "No my friend,the only feed me rocks and bushes." All of a sudden I hear a scream in the distance.A hole loving lot of infected are coming our way.So I tell them to get their stuff while me and the guys hold them off.After killing a few hundred infected we witness a new mutation.It was so forgeted up I gagged.A infected split in half partialy and then exploded in a acid explosion.After that we were off to arkansas.


*based on what happened irl to me yesterday"

[carolcat]

 Hahaha. I'm holding out well here with my family and pets. No problem, these zombies...