Christ, this topic is attracting so much traffic. I had to refresh constantly to make sure I read everything.
Aaaaanyway. Anthony, why are you playing something that could be described as a children's game, then going onto the forum for that game to post a topic about how you're sick of said children- even though there's an offline mode for the game- and expecting everybody to post good or neutral comments on it? Look at it this way; You're complaining about something that none of us can help you with, and then to make it worse you're even calling yourself a king. So please, stop acting like a jerk and just play single player.
Okay it is really loving difficult to get a post into this board. I must've had to read an extra fifty replies or so, I barely remember anything about what I'm posting right now. I mean Christ, people.