My retriever :')
Edit:
So after getting back on a few hours after everyone left, I exited the station in a shuttle about to head back to Rens.
Just as I was about to warp, next to my tiny little shuttle, 2 battleships engaged another typhoon and a hurricane. Corp warfare I assume.
Realizing I could profit from the situation, I immediately dock and buy one of the only frigates for sale that I could fly (A Caldari Condor) and fit it with salvagers. I undock seconds after the typhoon exploded, with the hurricane being shot up and immediately begin to salvage the typhoons wreck... armor plates! :D
A few seconds later I make my way to the fresh hurricane wreck and earn myself various other salvage materials. So I dock up and go to sell them.
+8mil :)