Jess's Weekly Guides

[ruiner369]

This is a stupid guide. I know I'm only ten, but being friends or best buds with a female actually increases the rate of getting her as a girlfriend or get married. You have to know all those girls around you though. You. Must. Find. The. Perfect. One. Seriously. I just don't want kids running around acting like they are a hero going around the world to find some hot chick that has nothing in common with them.


Requirements for the perfect woman: Decency. Sophisticated. Fair. Blonde Someone who likes you. Good to have a woman with a good diet. You don't want a fat cigarette, do you? Make sure she knows you are in control, and that you must not get overpowered.

I hope you guys have good times finding one, because I need some years to grow into first.

[Ad Bot]

[Lalam24]

It's funny how highly you think of yourself, Jess.

[oromis]

So many demotivationals could come from this...

Jess: Approving of teen love since 2010!

Jess: Pretending to be a girl publicly to get in touch with his gay side!

Jess: Trying to get as many richards as possible!

Jess: Lowering self-esteem since 2010!

Jess: Making meaningless posts with too much times on his hands simply for the art of troll!

Jess: Thinking himself higher than everyone else since Lalam's post!

[mrlolop]

I thought it said Jesus's Weekly Guides. :c


What's your advice for aloveuals, hmmm?!

Guide for aloveuals:
Reproduce by budding, so when you're bored or lonely you can talk to one of yourself growing on you.

[Ladios]

This is a stupid guide. I know I'm only ten

I stopped reading there.

[A.R.C.]

your fat

[Muzzles56]

Guide sucks

[chaseyqurt]

So many demotivationals could come from this...

Jess: Approving of teen love since 2010!

Jess: Pretending to be a girl publicly to get in touch with his gay side!

She's posted tons of pics and, are you some sort of moralecigarette? Why would you oppose teen love.

[Grumpy]

Post this on wikihow!  

[Menen]

How HIGH do you even have to BE to do something like THAT.

[MasterCookie]

I have a few female friends already without this guide... And I am a guy...
WHOOPDElovingDO, It's nice to have friends who aren't all guys so if you make a mistake they aren't LOLcigarette U GAY.

inb4LOLcigaretteUGAY

This.

[chaseyqurt]

This is a stupid guide. I know I'm only ten, but being friends or best buds with a female actually increases the rate of getting her as a girlfriend or get married. You have to know all those girls around you though. You. Must. Find. The. Perfect. One. Seriously. I just don't want kids running around acting like they are a hero going around the world to find some hot chick that has nothing in common with them.


Requirements for the perfect woman: Decency. Sophisticated. Fair. Blonde Someone who likes you. Good to have a woman with a good diet. You don't want a fat cigarette, do you? Make sure she knows you are in control, and that you must not get overpowered.

I hope you guys have good times finding one, because I need some years to grow into first.

You're ten, go play with toys. Your opinion on this subject is invalid.

[Muzzles56]

This.

Wait
Wasnt your friend's mom a forgetbuddy for you?

[Jess]

It's funny to see how many of you join a bandwagon, but in truth when in comes down this youll think exactly back to what i said :P.

and ya im higher and more cooler and awesomer than you, and im a guy if it makes you feel better!

[Tom Gunn]

Jess is 22?

I call shenanigans