My mom hates me

[MasterCookie]

Inb4magicmage
and any one saying "Smachthebitchlolololo"
They're stupid.

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[Sarge]

Offtopic is my favorite blog.

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[JamestheLeet]

you should smack the bitch.

Smack the bitch.

You're late.

[oromis]

Bitch the smack and then post nudes.

[.Aeris.]

inb4onherperiod.

But seriously, she was probably just pissed at something else and she exploded at you.

That could be it, she's been bitchy all week.:'(

[King of losers]

You're late.

kay

[.Aeris.]

Throw an anvil out of the window onto her boobs

Where am I supposed to find an anvil???

[Muzzles56]

Where am I supposed to find an anvil???

Theres always a way
always

[tay104]

Where am I supposed to find an anvil???

You're local Acme Factory Outlet Store.  But seriously, figure out why you're mom has been a cunt lately.  Oh and when you do talk to her, stay calm.

[Lalam24]

"Give me attention!" topics.

[jsm]

is your mom troubled with something, ask her, calm her down, if she does scream at you again for no reason, ask her why she had to do that. If she hurts you then its a problem, do not use force on her. DO NOT SMACK HER, OR USE AN ANVIL!!!!. (use it.)   (jk)

[ky]

is your mom troubled with something, ask her, calm her down, if she does scream at you again for no reason, ask her why she had to do that. If she hurts you then its a problem, do not use force on her. DO NOT SMACK HER, OR USE AN ANVIL!!!!. (use it.)   (jk)

I agree

[Muzzles56]

is your mom troubled with something, ask her, calm her down, if she does scream at you again for no reason, ask her why she had to do that. If she hurts you then its a problem, do not use force on her. DO NOT SMACK HER, OR USE AN ANVIL!!!!. (use it.)   (jk)

ignore this post and use the loving anvil

[|Shadow]

Why not ask her (or someone else) how the forget you use it?

[Sarge]

Where am I supposed to find an anvil???

You have Internet. Where do you not find an anvil?