Who the forget is JeffPlox? Never heard of him.
Oh well, your trolling attempt was pathetic, I knew you spoke english the second I saw the first post on your profile:
Wait-wha. I don't even.
I made all of those.
Next time try to make sure all your profile posts match up with whatever language you are spewing out to make it more believeable.
Oh well, reported for admittance to trolling, bye now!