Irish Spring "Intensify" brand will shock your nuts off

[General Nick]

I got out of the shower roughly 30  minutes ago and I used some new Irish Spring "Intensify" brand or some stuff. It can be found by pictures of green lightning and a slightly transparent bottle.

I used this, like any other hygenic man who uses body wash, to clean my balls. You know that burning feeling you get when you use Listerine mouthwash for the first time in a long time with like a mouthsore or two?

Take that feeling of burning and electricity and apply it to your testicles. Well ok, its not AS bad but it still feels very loving weird. Whats weirder is that the body wash promises you a tingly feeling/sensation but thats the only place I felt that.

I wonder if I jizz green lightning now.

[Ad Bot]

[A.R.C.]

Not like you're going to use them any time soon.

[Madmitten]

I wonder if I jizz green lightning now.

only one way to find out

[A.R.C.]

only one way to find out

Only if he's got the balls to find out.
I'd be pretty shocked if he did.

[General Nick]

Only if he's got the balls to find out.

Apparently I do after having them half electrocuted

[Dodger]

Only if he's got the balls to find out.
I'd be pretty shocked if he did.

Implying that you need 2 balls to do it.

[Riot]

Only if he's got the balls to find out.
I'd be pretty shocked if he did.

But he just said he washed them.

Implying that you need 2 balls to do it.

 i have a feeling you only have 1.

[A.R.C.]

It's a pun.

[General Nick]

A good one too.

[Muzzles56]

Hay guys

[A.R.C.]

Hay guys

Give me the pot of gold, you've got nowhere to run.

[Dodger]

Hay guys

Where are the loving lucky charms?

[Riot]

Hay guys

 DAMN YOU GREEN MAN

[General Nick]

Hey can we discuss the body wash's effect or no?

[Riot]

 I used it before, it has a strange smell I don't like.

 

 Doesn't come with testicle pain for me, mine are thicker than yours.