I'm not trollin'
I be speaking the truth.
Cats just tear your stuff up.
I'm also alergic to cats but not dogs for some reason.
Dogs:
stuff all over your yard
stuff all over other people's yard
Tear up your lawn with their running
Make way too much noise
Were used against black people during the civil rights movement, therefore dogs are tribal. (I kid)
Cats:
stuff in a box (It's all in one place, easy to clean)
Don't stuff in other people's lawns
Don't tear up your lawn
Make much less noise