1000 ways to get arrested

[Anybody]

DAMN: Piss on the info booth at any police station.

[Ad Bot]

[Resetti]

8?) Molest small children 

[Troop]

-Have underage love

-Have love and get caught by the female's parents

-Smoke Weed

-Being a Redneck with a gun

-Talking about richard size in public

-Underage Drinking

-Being a Moron

-Insulting a cop

-Being too hot for the cop to resist (He will most likley "arrest" you and it will turn out he will rape you)

-Having anthing that resembles a gun

-Being by a handicapped cop

[fred da kiko]

peeing on the president in a public bathroom.. oh wait, that's forgetin' legal! but you can't pee on a tree in a public park.

[JamestheLeet]

9?)Fap to a billboard in a public area.

[Rookie]

10?)Fap to furries like night fox and jamestheleet do in a public area.

[JamestheLeet]

11?)Be Rookie

[D3ATHCAT]

dividing by zero :D?

[Joekirk]

12?)Hit a cop in the face, with a mop.

[Madmitten]

no

[Moybus]

8?) Molest small children 

13?) Molest large children

[JAW959]

13?) Molest large children

33X10^-342 Molest medium children.

[Moppy]

14) Commit a crime.

[Labyrinthdelta]

47: Snipe small children at your local Elementary Schools

[Kalphiter]

16: Resist arrest