Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.  (Read 83807 times)

Because your mother told you to be.

Has anyone ever gone as far as to want be to more like?

No because there fat.


Whats 11 -0?


It depends.

How many one jointed digits do you have?

1,000,000

Is Bacon Grease good for your heart?

Why, yes, it is.

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog?

Yes

Did the goonies get canceled?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha hahahahaaa... Yeah...


No, Batman did.

Why did the dog eat the chili dogs?

He was a cannibal

Why do I daze off alot?

But I thought the sign said "Violators will be shot"...

What did the sign really say, then?

Whores, will be kidnapped.

Why does cookie monster smile like he's getting a lewinsky?
 :cookieMonster:

He ate too many cookies.

How does meat be eaten?

I dont know... I think maybe you shove it into the hole in our face...

Why are you on the computer?