just heard another one.
My friend: Daddy whats a snake and a vagina?
Friends Father: Well son, I use it every night with your mother but the snake goes up the vagina repeadedly until something called sperm comes out, but if you dont want the girl to get pregnant get that thing out before you release the sperm. Any more questions about the snake? Ask your mother.
My friend: ok Dad I am going to go play with myself in my room!
Me: Have fun with that, im outta here.
