Mr. Pentagon's Escape The Building - BACK ON! - Episode 1: The Lobby

[?]

Use the fan.

[Ad Bot]

[Peejster]

Find some place to plug in the fan.

[masterockets]

Use the fan to fly above the fog

[Previous]

Find some place to plug in the fan.

You plug in the fan on some random plug.

The fog is gone!
You step in to the next room.

You found the receptionist. You try opening the door, but the receptionist prevents you from doing so.

Don't even try attacking the receptionist, because she has a guard.
What to do?

[masterockets]

Throw a banana behind you, since they look hungry, you should be able to slip past them through the door

[Previous]

Throw a banana behind you, since they look hungry, you should be able to slip past them through the door

You throw the banana. They don't eat it.
You take the banana back.

[Comatose]

Make an exchange with the guard that if he kills the receptionist, you'll buy him a pizza. After he kills the receptionist, kill him.

-or-

Tape banana to head. It'll act like an ID and they'll let you through.

[masterockets]

Attach sleeping music tape to the blade of the fan, turn the fan on, The music will spread with the power of the wind. Maybe even attach a banana to the other one

[Previous]

Attach sleeping music tape to the blade of the fan, turn the fan on, The music will spread with the power of the wind. Maybe even attach a banana to the other one

You almost broke the sleeping music tape.

Make an exchange with the guard that if he kills the receptionist, you'll buy him a pizza. After he kills the receptionist, kill him.
Tape banana to head. It'll act like an ID and they'll let you through.

You try making an exchange with the guard. He doesn't seem to talk with you.
The receptionist examines it.. tells the guard it's fake.
The guard is now angry because of the fake ID! Guard wants to battle!

MOVES:
Karate Chop
Shoot Gun
Use Forum Post Creativity
ITEMS:
Use Fan
Eat Banana
SPOILERS - If you wanted to pass without battling the symbolic guard, you had to grab the radio in the lobby, put the tape in and play the music.
Last update for today.

[kanew2000]

USE FORUM POST CREATIVITY

FORM A BLACK HOLE BEHIND GUARD

TURN BANANA INTO SWORD AND KILL RECEPTIONIST

[?]

USE THE FAN TO BOOST BULLET SPEED. FIRE.

[Comatose]

Shoot your gun at the guard.

[Kiddeh]

Shoot the fan to take off the safety grid over the blade.

Spinning-razor-fan-thing get!
(keep the safety grid for future use)

[Altered]

Why does Mr. Pentagon make me think of this?

But anyways, my contribute to the story:

Shoot gun at the guard, karate chop him and throw your banana at the guard, stunning him.

Then repeatedly karate chop the guard untill he's dead.
Rip him open and find ROCKMAN. Rape ROCKMAN.

[.::Taboo::.]

rape everything