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General Nick:


Warhammer Classic combines with American Football gameplay to make one awesome new sport game that should be better than Madden!

Regardless of the stuffty slogan type thing above, the game is still actually a sports game. Warhammer Classic, aka ye olde Warhammer, not to be confused with Warhammer 40k with guns and stuff, its Warhammer classic with swords and magic spells and stuff.

You can create a team of up to 9 races, from regular flexible humans that can do anything (but not anything excellent), to Chaos beasts that utilize brute strength to beat down the opposing team.
General Nick:
forget this game; It's practically like a never ending parade of bullstuff.

No matter what kind of team you create you always lose. I feel like the only way you can actually win at this forgeted game is through a trainer because every single which way your team always just magically loses like the entire game is just made to piss the forget out of you.

God damn.

This game isn't even worth it for its problems, SecuROM and stuffty gameplay.
It contains nothing similar to American Football, probably for one that every time you want a player to pick up a ball or catch/throw a pass, your player always somehow magically forgets it all up for you because somehow the game is designed that no matter what team you create, yours will always lose or draw. Every thing you try and do will only be successful if its done in the simplest of manners (i.e. handing off which gets you loving nowhere and moving squares).

The game is just bullstuff. Try and throw a pass to anyone thats 3+ squares from your thrower, and watch both your thrower and receiver somehow forget it up by magically not doing it properly. It's like they all have some forgeted up hybrid of autistic downs syndrome disease. ADSD. Yeah we'll call their stupid stuff that.

Every team is like out to get your team. The AI creates like literally every single tactic ahead of time to thwart your plans and somehow predicts what you're going to do. May I remind you I'm on easy.

tl;dr: This game is a piece of stuff because every player you buy on your team has autistic downs syndrome disease and every enemy player is like the MVP of the league.

Waste of time, waste of $10. Regret even installing this.

EDIT: Even worse; games end right whenever you actually start to win. Good job developer, you suck rooster and I hope you all die of AIDS.
JTBreslow:
You make a post about it while hating it?
General Nick:

--- Quote from: JTBreslow on September 11, 2010, 06:08:31 PM ---You make a post about it while hating it?

--- End quote ---
First I was all like "cool warhammer football".

Then I played it thoroughly and found its a steaming pile of stuff.

Also it sort of doesn't work with Windows 7.


What the forget how the stuff does a little loving rat thing piece of stuff with no strength beat down a loving minotaur that is three times his size.

This whole "turn based dice roll" stuff is really loving stupid.
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I think this was the quickest topic lock without any other posts ever.
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