"The World" Season 3 Predictions - What's going to happen over the next decade?

[Dnitro]

2010 - Halo Reach will become the highest selling game of 2010 (Dnitro in Sep. 2010)

2010 - After Igor hits Bermuda, 2 more hurricanes impact the island. (Dnitro in Sep. 2010)

2011 - World Pop is around 7.5 billion. (Dnitro in Sep. 2010)

[Ad Bot]

[Sirrus]

2010- Fallout New Vegas will be massively well received by the critics.

[Dodger]

2020:

• The UN will decide to build a mineral mining/research base on the moon. (Dodger in Sep, 2010)

[Marcem]

 

• "Portal 2 will spawn at least 5 memes in 2011." (Marcem in Sept. 2010)

[Kalphiter]

 

• "2010 will come before 2011." (Kalphiter in Sept. 2010)

[Hugums]

 

• "2012 I become Skinny" (Hugums in Sept. 2010)
  

[Moybus]

 

• "2012 Hugums remains fat" (Moybus in Sept. 2010)
  

[TheBlackParrot]

• "Linux may become fierce competition for Apple and Microsoft OSes sometime in the winter of 2016." (TheBlackParrot in Sept. 2010)
  
  
• "2012 didn't happen." (TheBlackParrot in Sept. 2010)
  
  
• "Planets are discovered beyond Pluto sometime in 2014." (TheBlackParrot in Sept. 2010)
  
  
• "Pop-tarts are now also sweetened with Splenda sometime in 2012." (TheBlackParrot in Sept. 2010)
  
  
• "Facebook dies sometime in 2018." (TheBlackParrot in Sept. 2010)
  
  
• "Myspace dies sometime in 2015." (TheBlackParrot in Sept. 2010)

[Lordy Lord]

Lordy Lord, why don't you pick a couple of your favorite predictions? I mean, I know I said you can make as many as you want, but that's probably a little excessive.

Yeah, that's what i said you can nit-pick from it as much as you want. But I will post my favorites.

Some of my favorites:

2011

World population 8 billion.

2012

Mass Self Deletes due to ridiculous claims of world ending. A town in Georgia completely depopulated due to the claims.

Obama barely wins second term.

2013

Obama inaugurated in Washington D.C. for second term.

60% of US high school students drop out before graduating.

2014

Multinational Corporations announce the newest advancement in mini-computers. The Celdeelux is a smart phone that resides in your brain and you can speak to anyone you desire with minute twitches of the eye combined with certain thoughts. Early models bulky, but become more refined over the following years.

Apple announces a real gaming computer. It fails miserably.

After the failing of it's new computer, Apple puts all it's resources into developing an actual computer based on the Celdeelux. The Mind-Mac is a huge success and redefines the meaning of "computer". Though it notable has hardly any games.

2015

Africa, India, and much of Asia is hit by massive famines and droughts. Much of the population of these region sis forced to move elsewhere, or die.

Influx of tax money allows the US to revamp schools. Many fail due to the drying of funds after completion.

2016

United World Government formed from the ideals of the failing UN. It plays a key part in world decisions, though where it has it's influence is unknown by the general public.

Obama's second term ends and Hillary Clinton wins election by a landslide. (Rural areas of the USA have practically been depopulated.)

Obama's last act is that of a extensive Mars Colonization plan. 50,000 genetically diverse people are put in a quickly built large space craft. with all the tools to start a civilization.

EU reported that Europe's official population is 2 billion. This does not include the many immigrants from all over the world.

Las Vegas abandoned due to the cost of importing water. The sand ridden ruins of casinos and hotels offer wonderful tourist options. New Las Vegas built in Oregon.

2017

Hillary Clinton inaugurated in Washington D.C.

Large sand dunes of the expanded Southwestern Desert consume Austin Texas and Phoenix Arizona.

Water Riots hit LA's 40 million people. Mass exodus ensues to other regions.

The National Grid falls apart. Each city required to provide it's own power.

Canada and Russia's massive tundra thaws. immediately after, large-scale subdivisions pop up and new cities are created.

Massive farm towers are built in the newly-thawed tundra. These towers will produce much of the World's food for the following years.

2018

After large-scale evacuation plans, Mexico and the Southwest of the United States are left to the growing North American Desert Plateau.

Large-scale famine hits the Western World. Even more so then before, humans look toward previously protected animals for food.

China's population reaches 3 billion.

2019

United World Government fails to regulate the consumption of rare and endangered species.

After years of testing in laboratories in Silicon Valley, Fusion power becomes a reality.

Two year long Colonization Flight to Mars reaches planet surface.

Most of the population of the world resides in the newly thawed tundra of the Northern 3rd of the planet.

Fusion Plants are built all over the world.

2020

World population reaches 13 billion. Minor wars for resources ensue.

Dramatic ecosystem collapse leads to mass extinctions. 2/3rds of human race killed.

Equator deemed uninhabitable due to extensive dust storms and a regular temperature of 115 F.

Mars Colonization Plan is a major success. Habitat's built, and the terraformation process begins.

A bright future is in store due to the unlimited power from Fusion, and Farm towers.

(Lordy Lord in Sept. 2010)
I realize this is still a lot; and I am fine with you using any amount of them (1-32) besides 0. :P

Also, besides the terrorist thing, my other posts are included in my list of favorites.

Also:

What? How does this even make any sense, Nevada gets it water from the Colorado river.

For Los Angeles and Las Vegas to survive the future, they would have to limit their water usage much more then they are now. Though I doubt any major city would be completely abandoned, one can easily picture that much of the suburbs of either city would be depopulated for the core of the city to survive.

[Hiiro3293]

Some time between 2010 and 2015 I will lose my virginity :3

[Man 2]

2012:
*Japanese air-powered car released to public around the world.
*Dreamworks Pictures forced out of business.

2016:
*Civilian colonies established in Antarctica in temperature-controlled domes.
*Roughly 25% of all cars in North America are air-powered.
*Dictator rises to power in Portugal.

2018:
*Smoking dies out in United States, President takes opportunity to place ban on smoking.

2020:
*Air-powered car percentage reaches 80% North America and Europe.

[Crysist]

2011

In January the Nintendo 3DS is released and it has 3D Youtube capabilities.
45% of people get their news from online sources instead of newspapers.

2013

In August Osama Bin Laden is found by Task Force 121 and is sentenced to death by firing squad.

2017

Students at MIT have created a single camera that can take pictures with a resolution of over 150 megapixels.

2020

CO₂ accumulation in the atmosphere is down drastically due to most of the worlds cars either run on hydrogen or air.

[Wizard]

Without further ado or anticipatory comments, I present to you our Craftsmen predictions for the next 10 years and beyond.

1939

    * War breaks out in Europe, Poland is invaded.


1942 - 1950

    * stuff in wwII

    * Riddler wins wwii

    * jew species goes extinct

    * tingles is sad because his cousins are jewish! D: sux for you

    * japan is nuked with thousands of ion cannons and mini-nukes


1960's

    * niga right movements hapen.

    * national socialists go to moon


2010

    * national socialists host worldwide party for 60 years since wwii victory

    * obama does something else stupid

    * September 13: 10:04 PM in cincinnati: tingles goes to brush his teeth

    * 10:25 PM: tingles finds pubes all over the sink

    * pics or it didn't happen


2011

    * obama does something else stupid

    * obama is impeached and killed by his own kind.

    * BP becomes world influance.

    * steve carell comes back to The Office cast

    * half life 2 episode 3 is released

    * half life 2 episode 3 is not released


2012

    * apocalypse doesn't happen, dumbasses QQ.

    * millions dead as apocalypse destroys earth

    * jesis crist come bak.

    * jesis crist is killed by his own followers

    * Vionix is LORD JESUS OUR SAIVIOR (kills jesus)

    * less QQing and more PEWPEWing occurs.

    * GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS (details please) (the idiots get purged)

    * half life 2 episode 4 is announced

    * Vionix is killed (Simunet Servers crashed)

    * devil is elected as new jesis crist


2013

    * Vionix is reborn (Simunet Fix) (still buggy as forget and can't model) (u nob)

    * People become poer like sue and her unemployed parents

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * Bible 2 - The sequel to the hit novel is released, Vionix, our Lord and Saviour, recieves millions.


2014

    * 20% of the world becomes furry in denial due to sharing sue's condition.

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * New World Builders dies, having built a total of 3 complete builds.


2015

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * All the Craftsmen are made admins and begin to plan revolt against baldspot and euphrates but not rutundu

    * all religion dies in favour of PASTAFARIANISM


2016

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * Craftsmen becom grand emperors of the world.

    * tingles is given the moon (we don't colonise it 'till 2019 so no problem)


2017

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * God appears to everyone and apologizes for being a douche, turns out he got drunk and subjected us to tens of thousands of years of pain and suffering.

    * (one month later) God gets drunk again, stuff goes back to normal.


2018

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * gabe newell dies of heart failure

    * (1st annual valve elections)new valve leder is elected by fatness (hugums is chosen, naturally)


2019

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year

    * we go to mars and moon and waste millions of dollars to find out they're dead worlds


TWNTYTWNTY <YEAAAH NOW WE CAN HAVE THOSE GLASSES WITH TWO 0s FOR EYEHOLES AGAIN! (those sucked btw)

    * People make moon colonys and it's all worth it

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back "until further notice"

    * BP Space Rig explodes, leaking space everywhere in space

    * Scientists spend billions of dollars terraforming mars, only to have a coronal mass ejection wipe all their sweat, tears, and money away.


2040

    * Baldspot becomes the correct spelling of Badspot's name..

    * Baldspot dies of a tumor (it was p-spot cancer :[)

    * Baldspot still never got laid

    * Bones4 finishes his titanic build. He dies shortly after.


2063

    * Humanity makes first contact with the Vulcans


2105

    * Second Ice age begins


2123

    * Protoss torch the vulcan


2142

    * 4th annual valve elections

    * The Great war begins between the PAC and EU

    * Adolf Riddler is cloned and is elected as us president, succeeding George Bush. The IX.


2144

    * Battle of Hurdurr


2145

    * Northern Strike Campaign launched


2305

    * Jean-Luc Picard is born


2552

    * Battle of Installation 04


2768

    * The CSS Titanius is commisioned

    * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 'till 5k


3025

    * Atlas Mech deployed for first time


5001

    * Half life 2 episode 4 cancelled

    * Devil dies of old age, God cries because his favorite scapegoat is gone :[

    * New jesis crist is elected.


5002

    * 8th annual valve elections (Interrupted by hidden bomb)

    * Half life 2 episode 4 is released. (spoiler alert: adrian shepard saves the day)

    * World dies

    * Kresh conquer the galaxy and head off to andromeda

    * Simunet Bots become self aware and attempt to take over world.


5002 (1/2)

    * 9th annual valve elections

    * Simunet War ends in Bot Alliance victory.


5003

    * Simunet Empire ends when Vionix deactivates himself. (tingles restarts it because vio STILL CAN'T MODEL)


5004

    * tingles is hit in head and forgets about modeling :(

    * very bad

    * good one

    * ya thx

    * gj

    * bj


5005

    * tingles remembers modeling


5607

    * Kresh Empire is destroyed by Galactic Empire.

    * *star wars music here*


5608

    * Humans lose nails. <3

    * Lilboarder becomes an atheist


>9000

    * power levels skyrocket


3999999999

    * WE

    * ARE GOING

    * TO DIE

    * :[


4000000000

    * sun asplods


15000000000

    * universe ends, god QQs and asks for entropy nerf pls

    * god's manager fires him for trying to have love with the secretary you should have gotten the reference :[


15000000001

    * New god takes over the universe, life flourishes

    * mens richards taste like chocolate and interject money and women gladly give blow


15000000002

    * Call of duty 435834534, Modern warfare 435834530 is released.

    * this is the GOOD universe, remember?

    * cal of duty the best games EVER wtf noob scrub

    * YA wow fuk u nob

    * Gabe Newell is brought back from the dead. (Dies again since he can't eat anymore. Sucessfull Self Delete.)

    * Jehovah finally dies.

[Wizard]

also mind mac can't right click 

[General Nick]

Lordy Lord's story is cool...