Are you sure you're not a woman, riot?
Hey, I'm a guy and I can cook!.... err... make cereal... and maybe a few other basic things, BUT I CAN FEED MYSELF!... Somewhat...
A list of what I can make:
Cereal
Sandwiches
Fried eggs
Cereal
Ramen
Cereal
Pop-Tarts in a toaster
Toast
Waffles (In a toaster)
Cereal
Most things microwavable or toast-able
Cereal (In a toaster)
And maybe other things I can't think of at the moment.