I be cheatin'. :(http://talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
Arrrgh, what ish this shall be? Pirate Translator? Ye be walkin' the plank me lad!
It would be awesome if Avast Antivirus was to update it's virus database today and say something pirate like.
Arr, were is me rum?
In th' galley, me lad. Why don't ye get it?