Oreos up the ass

[JAW959]

Tell me about it. It's like that with whip cream and glass.

Or gravel and rubber cement?

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[A.R.C.]

Yeah

[Rookie]

All those sharp cookies, and the cream would make the bits stick so it would take forever to get them out...

Lol
I would tell a girl, can you please suck the delicious creamy moist and wonderfull cookies out my richard?
And she would gladly do it.

Bit of a bad aftertaste though.

[Jubel]

I know a quick fix!

Put in an open beer bottle, and pour beer inside. Then flush out by opening star fish with thongs.

[Rookie]

I know a quick fix!

Put in an open beer bottle, and pour beer inside. Then flush out by opening star fish with thongs.

no just falcon punch your stomach and a wave of stuff and blood will force them out

[Bisjac]

aw the good ol days.

kids just dont party like they use to.
it just isnt a pep rally unless SOMEONE gets SOMETHING up their ass.

[Visage]

They could get 15 years for this LOL, best they can hope to get is still going to be probably 6 months.

[Rookie]

aw the good ol days.

kids just dont party like they use to.
it just isnt a pep rally unless SOMEONE gets SOMETHING up their ass.

dont forget drunk lewinskys

[comr4de]

Some highschool basketball players at the highschool in the next town from mine were fingering a freshmen guy on the bus.

nope not homoerotic at all no sir straightest men i know play football

[Snaffle J. Bean]

[Visage]

Those seniors sure showed that cigarette by sticking their hands up his ass with Oreos.

[comr4de]

Those seniors sure showed that cigarette by sticking their hands up his ass with Oreos.

I was waiting for this post 

[JAW959]

nope not homoerotic at all no sir straightest men i know play football

Yep, they may roll around in big sweaty piles and shower with other men and smack each other on the ass but they are a model of heteroloveuality.

[comr4de]

Yep, they may roll around in big sweaty piles and shower with other men and smack each other on the ass but they are a model of heteroloveuality.

No but seriously these football players from this local public school tried to rape me




I think one's still in critical care. 

[Rookie]

comr4de shoves oreos up sues ass