My bro caught me masterbateing to research.

[ryu hayabusa]

I've been masturbating to research since I was in 5th grade. Came home one day and was on FunnyJunk when I saw a topless girl and game over for me. Got caught once but never got caught since.

[Ad Bot]

[Oasis]

Ah, life.

[ryu hayabusa]

Not just that. He is an under-aged, alcoholic, love addict who smokes pot in his spare time. ;-;

Sounds like my friend joao. Major pothead who went to brazil over the summer and forgeted a girl before bed.

[Makingblah]

Do you have any loving idea what you're talking about?

Yes.
More then you do.

[Kapturrith]

The hell is masterbateing?

[King of losers]

The hell is masterbateing?

When you master at baiting.

[dawngaward0110]

When you master at baiting.

I wonder what skillcape you get for it

Huehue

[tay104]

It's spelt Masturbating. One thing I hate is people who can't spell Masturbating right.
I completely agree, and if you're going to go do it, at least have the mentality to use a condom. At least.Completely true, underage drinking is bad. Even though I haven't heard of brain defects from underage drinking, there are definitely liver defects.I also agree. Pot can mess up your lungs, but proper tests can't be done on this. Usually pot is mixed with tobacco. However, pot is only 3 times worse then tobacco, and it would have to be used in the same amount of tobacco to get the effect. If you have a joint completely of weed, it's bad, but here's the thing, you're not going to. You use so little weed in a joint and much more tobacco. So, if you were to smoke the weed in a pipe/bong, the effects would be much different. You would not inhale the tobacco and have much less to damage your lungs.

Weed can however, have a negative affect on the mind after say, 15 years of smoking it. That's saying you smoke one a week for 15 years though, which just doesn't happen for me. If you did it every day for a year, fuuuuck.

Enjoy my knowledge lecture!

You shut your mouth. I have never smoked marijuana that was mixed with tobacco and feel no adverse effects from smoking marijuana.  I can still breathe right, although I gained a little weight from the munchies.

[dawngaward0110]

I just love how nice you are to people.

But seriously, if your parents would disapprove, then don't do it.

[Riot]

snip/

 

 Marijuana has no harmful affects on the body, or they haven't been fully discovered yet.

 

Myth: Marijuana Can Cause Permanent Mental Illness. Among adolescents, even occasional marijuana use may cause psychological damage. During intoxication, marijuana users become irrational and often behave erratically.

 This hasn't been proven.

 Overall, you're just thinking like the average person with a knowitall attitude.

 

Fact: Moderate smoking of marijuana appears to pose minimal danger to the lungs. Like tobacco smoke, marijuana smoke contains a number of irritants and carcinogens. But marijuana users typically smoke much less often than tobacco smokers, and over time, inhale much less smoke. As a result, the risk of serious lung damage should be lower in marijuana smokers. There have been no reports of lung cancer related solely to marijuana, and in a large study presented to the American Thoracic Society in 2006, even heavy users of smoked marijuana were found not to have any increased risk of lung cancer.

 Enjoy my knowledge lecture!

[Rookie]

Oh man, this topic is full of lulz, and this keygen jukebox 8bit radio thing is really fitting.

Did you cum on your bro?

Hot

[Rookie]

The hell is masterbateing?

lol its wen u rap ur hand round ur richard and pul up and down rlly fast till wite stuff sprays everwhar

[Makingblah]

You shut your mouth. I have never smoked marijuana that was mixed with tobacco and feel no adverse effects from smoking marijuana.  I can still breathe right, although I gained a little weight from the munchies.

...
What I'm saying is:
IF YOU SMOKED MARIJUANA AS MUCH AS MOST TOBACCO SMOKERS SMOKE TOBACCO, MARIJUANA WOULD HAVE SLIGHTLY WORSE EFFECTS. PROBLEM: IT ISN'T LIKE THIS.

I have intentionally pointed out where the myths of marijuana come from. They're completely right, and completely wrong at the same time. Very ambigous of them.. and me.

[Dusty12]

Implying anyone who does drugs isn't an idiot.

[Chriz]

It's spelt Masturbating. One thing I hate is people who can't spell Masturbating right.
I completely agree, and if you're going to go do it, at least have the mentality to use a condom. At least.Completely true, underage drinking is bad. Even though I haven't heard of brain defects from underage drinking, there are definitely liver defects.I also agree. Pot can mess up your lungs, but proper tests can't be done on this. Usually pot is mixed with tobacco. However, pot is only 3 times worse then tobacco, and it would have to be used in the same amount of tobacco to get the effect. If you have a joint completely of weed, it's bad, but here's the thing, you're not going to. You use so little weed in a joint and much more tobacco. So, if you were to smoke the weed in a pipe/bong, the effects would be much different. You would not inhale the tobacco and have much less to damage your lungs.

Weed can however, have a negative affect on the mind after say, 15 years of smoking it. That's saying you smoke one a week for 15 years though, which just doesn't happen for me. If you did it every day for a year, fuuuuck.

Enjoy my knowledge lecture!

you aren't half as bad as I thought