The amazingly unfortunate adventures of...

[Supreme Guy]

Use plastic cup to collect rain

Zoge holds the cup out and wats for it to fill up a bit (also note, bad cup)

go in

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

Notes
The dark portal has closed behind you
The short demon fellow behind the counter looks a bit sad.
There is a large crack in the wall to the right.
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine, small headache
Mental state: Alright
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio(?) aquaintance.
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: -1 (Neutral)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Talk to Fantablio(?)
Try to buy something from the store
go through the crack in the rightmost wall
Fsasdf, I rew Zoge really dumb somehow.

I use COREL photo-paint. comes in the COREL drawing suite ($500-800)
By the way: program =/= quality.
What program do you use to make your pictures?

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

Talk to the demon gangster like talk like "Yo I need a gun on the double. Got that ya bum?"

[masterockets]

Give him water
ask for stuffs

[Skateaton]

Talk to the demon gangster like talk like "Yo I need a gun on the double. Got that ya bum?"

Not gangster like.

"Yo homie you gotta strap me up with a good piece, you down?"

[Squiggles]

Talk to the demon gangster like talk like "Yo I need a gun on the double. Got that ya bum?"

[Cybertails1998]

Converse.

[Supreme Guy]

Converse.

Wat2sey?

[Mazzyandmilk]

Give the demon your plastic cup.

[Cybertails1998]

"Hello there, can I have a look at what you are selling?"

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

[Supreme Guy]

You say to Fantablio(?):

"Hello there, can I have a look at what you are selling?"

And he replies, "Sorry mate, I don't have any stuff, it all got jacked by those Damn religious folk who showed up here yesterday."

"If you could get rid of them and get my stuff back, I'll give you a single item from my store, absolutely free, How's that sound?

Notes
Somehow people of some form of religion got into Hell and are messing up business in the market (Hunch)
QUEST TO BE ACCEPTED: Religion, Religion, Religion
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine, small headache
Mental state: Alright
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio(?) aquaintance.
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: -1 (Neutral)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
Talk to Fantablio(?)
Try to buy something from the store
go through the crack in the rightmost wall
Fsasdf, I rew Zoge really dumb somehow.

[Cybertails1998]

/accept

[skyblue6245]

Before Zoge can attempt to do any of the above...


Everything goes black.














You wake up and find yourself here.

Notes
You appear to be in some form of Hell world

AAAAAH ITS THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT!!!!

[Skateaton]

AAAAAH ITS THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT!!!!

You are so loving stupid that I wish I could slap you in the face five times

[Cybertails1998]

aaaaaaaaaand the topic gets bumped.

[Supreme Guy]

aaaaaaaaaand the topic gets bumped.

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Okay.

/accept

Conversation
Fantablio: Jee, thanks, you'll really be helping me out. Say, what's your name?
Zoge: I'm Zoge, interplanetary cool kid!
Fantablio: Ha ha, nice to meet you Zoge, I'm Fantablio.
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STATS of ZOGE
Health: Fine, small headache
Mental state: Alright
Relationships: Agent Squiggles (acquaintance), Jerry the Mot (Friend), Hot dog man (foe), Yuityrm the demon lord (Mortal enemy), Fantablio(?) aquaintance.
Inventory: plastic cup quarter-filled with red liquid(1), strange tooth-like dagger(1)
Skills: Telekinetic blast, Weak teleportation, Iron skin
Perks: Dynamic Hairstyling (Character's hairstyle changes with every turn)
Karma: 0 (Neutral)
Needs: Hunger (Cheeseburgers)
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SUGGESTED COMMANDS for ZOGE
go through the crack in the rightmost wall and deal with Christians
Don't complain that his eyes are inverted. It's been almost two months since last update.