A bear walks into a bar and sits down at the counter. The bartender comes up and says, "What can I get you?" to which the bear replies "I'll have a... a beer." The bartender serves him and leaves the bear to enjoy his beer. A while later, the bear finishes his beer and the bartender returns. "What'll you have next?" he asks. "I'll have a... another beer," the bear says. The bartender looks at him with an odd look, serves the bear his beer and leaves him alone. The bear finishes his second beer and the bartender comes back again. "What's next?" he asks. "I'll have a... a beer," the bear says. As the bartender serves the bear, he asks, "I can't help but wonder, Mister, if all you order is a beer, what's with the big pause?" The bear replies, "Oh, I don't know, I was just born with them."
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