I read that as
"I cant take loosing, so Ill give myself super powers"
I read that as "I'm stuffposting! rage at me mastur hurr I su funny!"
You really have no idea what stuffposting is. I was asking "Umm aren't you dead?" That's not stuffposting.
I answered it and you went "HURR DURR stuffPOST"
Anyways

I parachute down, shooting at where sonicfan was
and I have a loving gun in my goddamn pocket