When life gives you lemons, take them home, place them in the darkest corner of the lowest part of your basement and let them rot away until they mutate, rise up as zombies, and invade your house. In this case, retrieve your battle axe and proceed to slashing them into 8ths. The sliced, fermented, lemons will then be used to brew your very own lemon wine. If you fail to defeat the sour scourge, life will then give you more lemons, in which the process can be repeated.