Limericks

[mrlolop]

Let's get some up in here. The pattern of a common limerick goes in a A A B B A fashion; here's an example

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.

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[Caution]

Hickory richardory dock,
the mouse ran up the clock,
the clock struck wone,
the mouse ran down,
hickory richardory dock.

[dkamm65]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose richard was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a pusillanimous individual, I'd forget it."

[Caution]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose richard was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a pusillanimous individual, I'd forget it."

I now look at you far differently.

[dkamm65]

I now look at you far differently.

There once was a man from Knass,
whose balls were made out of brass.
When he hit bad weather,
his balls clacked together,
and lightning shot out of his ass.

[SeventhSandwich]

There was once a cute girl called spears,
Whose voice was like music to our ears,
But her most exciting stunt;
Was the flash of her cunt,
Which will outlast all her songs for years.

[JAW959]

There once was a barmaid from whales
On her chest she tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same exact thing in braille.

[SeventhSandwich]

There once was a barmaid from whales
On her chest she tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same exact thing in braille.

Heheheentrepreneur lyass

[Skateaton]

There once a man name mick
Who wanted to have a lick
Of world famous ice cream
That for it the kids scream
Then realized it tastes like richard

[Tremrist]

There once was a man from Knass,
whose balls were made out of brass.
When he hit bad weather,
his balls clacked together,
and lightning shot out of his ass.

lol

[Man 2]

There once was a barmaid from whales
On her chest she tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same exact thing in braille.

Wales*

[Camera]

A dragon flew in the sky
I happened to say hi
It looked at me and smiled
I waved as it went to the wild
However it wasn't goodbye.

[Hiiro3293]

hi
bye
said
bed
guy

doIwin?

[Moriarty]

one day blockhead said
what the forget where is my bed
then his teacher bust in and boom
his bed was in the room
he was sorta dead

[Skateaton]

My girlfriend lives in Vancouver
And damn she sucks like a hoover
She liked my rooster
As hard as a rock
My girlfriend likes my boner